Busdriver Jokes
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A busdriver and a pastor have a conversation...
The pastor complains: "Every time i start preaching, people stop praying and fall asleep."
The busdriver replies: "For me it's the other way around. When i shift into 5th gear and hit the pedal, they wake up and start praying."
An elelphant gets on a bus..
The busdriver looks surprised and says, "This is the first time I've seen an elephant getting on a bus!"
The elephant responds, "Might be the last time too, my bicycle should be repaired by tomorrow".
A man gets on the bus...
"Get down from there" says the busdriver.
What did the busdriver say to the police officer, when asked if there were any europeans on the bus?
- I have two czech
My father has a big wallet and drives a huge car!
He's a busdriver.
Brain Transplant
Heard this joke from a gregarious bus driver in Yosemite:
A man at the hospital is discussing his condition with the doctor. The doctor says:
"So we have some good news, and some bad news."
"Ok... What's the bad news?"
"Your brain is busted. You're gonna need a new one."
"Alright. So what's the good news?"
"You have some options to pick from. First option is a lawyer's brain. This one is expensive. It'll be $5,000."
"Well. A lawyers brain. That's pretty good. What's the next one?"
"Second option is a doctors brain. That's even more expensive. It costs $10,000."
"Wow. $10,000! But a doctor's brain. That's even better. So what's the third option?"
"The third option is a busdriver's brain. And that one is $50,000."
"$50,000!?? Why is it so much??"
"Because that one has never been used. It's like brand new! Fresh outta the box"
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