Bus Trip Jokes
9 bus trip jokes and hilarious bus trip puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bus trip that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Bus Trip Jokes With Friends
Bus Trip Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good bus trip joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two women were fighting for the last available seat on the bus.
No amount of reasoning was helping the bus driver resolve the issue. In desperation he grabbed his training manual and announced:
'The policy is to allow the seat to go to the uglier one.'
Both women stood for the remainder of the trip.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Two women were fighting bitterly for the last seat on a bus...
The conductor tried to intervene but it was no use.
Finally, from up the front, the driver said, Just let the ugly one have it!
Both women remained standing for the rest of the trip.
A young girl returns home after a bus trip with her dad
When she gets home she rushes to her mother to tell her about the trip.
After speaking of all the sights they saw she finished the story on the bus ride back:
"On the bus, daddy told me to offer my seat to a random lady so I did"
Her mother replied: "Oh wow! You did the right thing honey"
Frowning, the girl said: "But I was sitting in daddy's lap!"
This Swedish guy was walking up to a bus stop when he tripped and fell onto a woman's lap.
I lied. He wasn't Swedish.
He was a Laplander.
My wife and I saw the local community college bus at Walmart yesterday and she said look, they are having a field trip.
I said nah, they are having a career fair.
Roll call comes for a Mexican bus trip
They always seem to be late from missing juan
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A tale of two r**...
Two r**... live on either side of a river. One named Billy, the other named Clarence. Well, every day the both go to the bank on their side of the river and yell insults at each other. One day, a construction company moves in a builds a bridge accross the river. Billy wakes up one morning and sees the newly finished bridge and declares to his wife "I'm gonna go beat up that Clarence feller once and fer all!" He sets out for the bridge, but, just as he's about to cross, he sees a sign and reads to himself "Clarence: 8 ft." Needless to say he decided beating Clarence up wasn't such a good idea.
Not my own joke. Heard in on a bus trip.
Why did my daughter get pregnant during the bus trip?
I was the bus driver.
A group of wives go on a bus trip
A group of wives go on a bus trip.
It was a rainy day. So, while driving over a bridge, the driver lost control over the bus and the bus fell into the river.
All women died in the accident.
The next day, their husbands came to the bridge to mourn for their dead wives.
After a few hours, all men but one left.
Another man, who was puzzled about thios man's behaviour, came back a couple hours later to ask the man why he was still mourning.
He replied: "It's not like that... it's just... my wife... she missed the bus!"
Share These Bus Trip Jokes With Friends