Bus Conductor Jokes
13 bus conductor jokes and hilarious bus conductor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bus conductor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bus Conductor Short Jokes
Short bus conductor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bus conductor humour may include short bus driver jokes also.
- Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus .. Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus .. Bus conductor : The older one should sit here
Both looked at each other
And the seat remained empty :p
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Bus Conductor One Liners
Which bus conductor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bus conductor? I can suggest the ones about train conductor and bus passenger.
- The electrons were not allowed into the bus The bus had a bad conductor
Bus Conductor Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about bus conductor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bus pass jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bus conductor pranks.
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Two women were fighting bitterly for the last seat on a bus...
The conductor tried to intervene but it was no use.
Finally, from up the front, the driver said, Just let the ugly one have it!
Both women remained standing for the rest of the trip.
The nice old lady..
An old lady always gave the bus conductor cashew nuts and almonds to eat.
Conductor: "So kind of you to give me those nuts to eat everyday. Why don't you eat them yourself?"
Old Lady: "I don't have the teeth to munch them."
Conductor: "Then why do you buy them?"
Old Lady: "I just love the chocolate around them!" :P :P :P
Little Bobo gets on the bus and the driver asks him:
- How old are you?
- Seven
- When the conductor comes, say you are six.
- Why?
- They'll let you ride for free.
The conductor comes and asks him:
- How old are you ?
- Six!
- And when do you turn seven?
- As soon as I get off the bus.
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The bus driver shouts to the conductor
Two women are in a bus fighting bitterly over the last available seat.
The conductor had already tried unsuccessfully to intervene when the bus driver shouted to the conductor, "Let the ugly one take the seat"
Both women stood for the rest of the journey
There was a skinny bus conductor and a buff guy...
Whenever the buff guy traveled the bus and conductor came to him for the ticket, buff guy says I don't buy tickets.
The conductor always meekly went away.
One day the conductor got tired of this and joined the gym.
After some time he too got buff.
Next day when the buff guy refused to buy the ticket, conductor (now also buff, but let's still refer to him as conductor) asks him with a commanding voice, 'Why?'
Buff guy says 'I have a bus pass that's why'.
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A n**... guy was running to catch up with a bus
He gets on the moving bus just in time, just to find the passengers and the conductor to be staring at him.
"Never seen a n**... passenger before?" He asked, to which the conductor flatly replies, "nah, since ur palms are empty, wondering where you put the bus fare."
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On the wisdom of King Solomon
This Driver has Solomon's Wisdom
Two women in a bus were fighting bitterly over the last seat available.
The conductor already tried to intervene but to no avail. So the driver shouted, "Let the ugly one take the seat!"
Both women stood for the rest of the journey.
Crime
A bus conductor was making his rounds for collecting fares. On reaching a mischievous boy, the conductor asked the boy for his fare.
Boy: My name is crime.
Bus Conductor: Who cares?
Boy: Do you know that crime does not pay?
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A conductor kissed a g**... the bus
He was arrested and the police gave him electric shocks but it had no effect.
Because he was a bad conductor.
Sorry guys.
A bus conductor pushes a guy out of the bus...
... for not having the money to pay for the ride. The guy dies and the passengers angrily take the conductor to court.
The trial finds him guilty. He is sentenced to death by the electric chair.
Soon he is bounded on the electric chair and the power is fed to the chair. But nothing happens and the man does not die.
The next evening, a lady falls out of a moving bus, the conductor of that bus tries to save her but he couldn't get hold of her and she dies. In light of the previous event, the passengers accuse him of pushing the lady out of the bus for not paying and takes him to court. He is found guilty and gets sentenced to death by the electric chair. But this time, he, being a good conductor, dies.