Burying Jokes
31 burying jokes and hilarious burying puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about burying that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Burying Short Jokes
Short burying jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The burying humour may include short buried jokes also.
- If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read "Pills bury dough boy" Credit to my friend Chris
- Tomorrow I am going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy got
- My sisters and I met yesterday to discuss whether or not to bury or cremate our mother.. We couldn't come to a decision between the two so we are letting her live for now.
- I took my grandma to one of those fish spa's where the fish eat your dead skin Sooooo much cheaper than burying her in the cemetery.
- My uncle was the first man to be fitted with a lead pacemaker. He died last week. We buried him with a heavy heart.
- Dark I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery. - Do you think they can bury two people in the same grave?... I've just been wondering ever since I saw a headstone that said, "here lies a lawyer and an honest man".
- I like my shovels like I like my women.. I like my shovels like I like my women.
Sturdy. Dependable. Can help me bury a body. - Why do they bury politicians under 6 feet of dirt? Because deep down, they're good people.
- Everyone keeps asking me why I buried my mom in such a terribly ugly outfit We were shopping a few years ago and she said that was the last thing she'd ever want to wear.
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Burying One Liners
Which burying one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with burying? I can suggest the ones about digging and digging holes.
- The earth used to be flat, but then they buried yo mama.
- Why are lawyers buried 12 feet under? A: Because deep down they're really good people.
- Why do they bury lawyers 12 feet deep? Because deep down, they're really nice guys.
- Why can't a man living in New York be buried in Chicago Because he's still alive
- What do you call a body that's been buried in the wrong tomb? A grave mistake.
- Why do they bury police officers 6ft under. Because deep down they are good people.
- The Earth was flat.... ...until they buried yo mama.
- Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?
Because deep down they're good people. - When they buried the man who invented Tetris ...the whole cemetery disappeared.
- A woman and a dog once fell in love. He buried his bone in her backyard.
- When beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.
- The man who invented the crossword also died today He was buried 6 down and 5 across.
- My grandpa was buried with his entire butter making kit. He'll be churning in his grave.
- Your mum is so fat Before she was buried the earth was a disc.
- When the Kardashians die, they won't be buried or cremated. They'll be recycled.
Hilarious Fun Burying Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about burying you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean well digging jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make burying pranks.
If heaven is above and h**... is below,
why are we burying the dead and not launching them into the sky?
Bury the dead!
One day little Timmy is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked.
Timmy replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him."
"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor.
Timmy shot back, "That's because he's inside your f**...' cat!!!"
Why was the dog fired from the marching band?
Because he kept burying the trombones.
A Lawyer and an Honest Man
Bill and Phil were taking a stroll through a graveyard when they happened upon a tombstone with the epitaph, "Here lies a Lawyer and an Honest Man"
Bill looked at Phil and said, "Times must have been tough back then, they were burying them two deep."
A man sees his friend covered in blood and scratches
A man was walking and see his friend clearly exhausted, scratched and covered in blood.
- What happened to you?
- Well, I just came back from burying my mother in law.
- Sorry to hear that, but how does that explain your injuries?
- ... She didn't want to.
A bus carrying 53 politicians rolls off a cliff....
A farmer sees what happened and buries all the politicians.
Two hours later there are 100 reporters at the farmhouse to interview the poor fellow. One reporter asked him - did you make sure they were all dead before burying them?
The farmer replied - the truth is, some of them said they were still alive, but I know never to trust a politician!
Archibald Strange was an honest lawyer (no, that isn't the joke)
He was getting old, so he went to the undertaker to plan what his grave would be.
"I want it to say 'Here lies Archibald Strange, a lawyer and an honest man,'" he said.
"I can't do that," replied the undertaker, "People would think I was burying multiple people in the same grave. I'll tell you what. It can say 'Here lies an honest lawyer.'"
"But then they won't know it's me."
"Of course they will. People will read it and say 'That's strange.'"
I'll try to translate this joke from Spanish
A man is walking down the road carrying a shovel when his friend sees him.
Friend: Hey Pablo, you sure do look tired. What have you been up to?
Pablo: I come from burying my mother in law.
Friend: And you're that tired? Even with how strong you are?
Pablo: The massive b**... wouldn't let me!
A boy walks up to a pirate
A boy walks up to a pirate and curious about his missing leg, arm, and eye, asks about them.
"Why are your arm and leg missing?" the boy asks.
"Well, I was attacked by a gator while burying me treasure. Now I got me a wooden peg and hook for me hand"
"Then what happened to your eye?"
"s**... seagull pooped in it."
"A bird p**... in your eye made it fall right out?" The boy asks, surprised.
"No, lad. That was the first day I had my hook!"
Burying my wife made me feel like an iPhone
Was so d**... hard throwing away the box I came in
Two men walking in a cemetery find a gravestone
Two men walking in a cemetery find a recent gravestone , so they read it:
-"Here lies an honest man and a competent lawyer"
So one of the guys turn to the other:
-"When did they start burying two people together?"
I thought burying my wurst for a few days would improve its attitude, but it just became a spoiled brat.
I'm sorry. That was completely terrible. I shouldn't have wasted your time.
She said that burying her mom was the hardest thing she'd ever done
I laughed and said "You've obviously never sneezed while holding a full pint of beer have you?"
Where do you think the antivaxers have hidden in the current pandemic?
They are busy burying their dead kids.
My hobby used to be burying money
But over time I lost interest.
