The Best 8 Burt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Burt jokes. There are some burt michigan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burt burt reynolds puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Burt Jokes and Puns

What do you call a cremated Burt Reynolds?

Burnt Reynolds.

So, Burt and Ernie are just sitting at home,

when Burt looks over at Ernie and asks, "Hey Ernie, do you want to get some ice cream?" Then Ernie said, "Sure Burt."

I work with a guy who looks like Burt Reynolds.

He's from Ghana so we call him Burnt Reynolds.

Burt joke, I work with a guy who looks like Burt Reynolds.

If Burt Reynolds gets cremated

He will be Burnt Reynolds

News.. Burt Reynolds dead.

his family say he will be cremated. So this time he will be more smokey than bandit.


Too soon?

How long til somebody writes a rap song about Burt Reynolds?

Why did Burt start Burt's Bees?

Because after he discovered Ernie, he lost all interest in birds.

Burt joke, Why did Burt start Burt's Bees?

What do birds, Burt Bacharach, and laundry have in common???

They long to be clothes to you.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the burt respectful jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working burt earl piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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