Gather Around for Heartwarming Burrow Jokes and Uplifting Humor
Some campers wake up in the morning and start making breakfast...
Nearby is a family of moles living in their burrow underground. Papa mole wakes up and crawls up to the hole and says, "It smells delicious up here! I can smell sausage and eggs and is that some ham frying too?" So mama mole climbs up and she's greeted with the sweet smells of breakfast. "I smell fresh toast and flap jacks and maybe a hint of cinnamon!" Baby mole tries to enjoy the smells but can't get past mama and papa through the hole and says, "All I can smell is molasses."
A mommy mole, daddy mole, and baby mole are together in their burrow
Mommy mole sticks her head out and sniffs the air. She asks, "What's that smell? Is it brown sugar?"
Daddy mole sticks his head out to sniff around, "No I don't think so. Smells like vanilla to me."
The baby mole still in the burrow says "I don't know what you guys are talking about. All I can smell is molasses!"
What's the difference between a burro and a burrow?
If you don't know, you can't tell your a**... from a hole in the ground.
So there was a family of moles.
They decided to leave thier burrow to smell the spring air. The father mole poked his head out first and sniffed, "I smell lavender." he says. The mother mole poked her head out as well and said "You're right dear, I smell it too." Their son couldn't fit through the burrow entrance and said "Well, all i smell is molasses."
People that don't know the difference between a burro and a burrow
Don't know their a**... from a hole in the ground!
Know your homonyms
As teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset."
She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an a**.... At your age it's time to learn the difference."
What do you say to a rabbit when returning something?
Thanks for letting me burrow that.
A honey badger is awoken by a rabbit.
Rabbit: Are you sleeping in my burrow?
Honey Badger: Well now I´m not but if you could be a little quieter I could!
When some animals want to burrow underground
They really gopher it!
