Following is our collection of funny Burro jokes. There are some burro winky jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burro donkey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
If you don't know, you can't tell your ass from a hole in the ground.
Don't know their ass from a hole in the ground!
As teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset."
She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass. At your age it's time to learn the difference."
My buddy told me this one:
¿Como se cambie el sexo de un burro?
Enciérralo en un cuarto hasta que se aburra.
One from the 90's:
What do you call a little burro?
A Burrito.
What do you call a little taco?
A Taquito
What do you call a little judge?
A Judge Ito
...but she does have several shovels, picks and panning sluices strapped to her burro.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the burro ass jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working burro paso piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.