The Best 10 Burritos Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Burritos jokes. There are some burritos pasta jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burritos gnocchi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Burritos Jokes and Puns

What is Chipotle most known for?

- A. Steak Bowls
- B. Delicious Tacos
- C. Chips
- D. Burritos
- E. Coli

My friend said to me, "Whenever a World Cup game is on, let's eat something to do with that team for dinner that night."

Mexico was on, we had burritos.
Japan was on, we had sushi.
USA was on, we had burgers.
Italy was on, we had pizza.
Tuesday is England, so we're going out.

Burritos are like blunts

If you cant roll, get a bowl

Burritos joke, Burritos are like blunts

My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos....

I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.

What special ingredient do cannibals put in their burritos?

People de gallo


An Italian, a Mexican and an American are all on a boat...

The captain runs out yelling we're sinking we're sinking!! Everyone needs to throw something off the boat! The Italian says "We have too many of these in our country" and throws over pots of spaghetti . Mexican says "we have too many of these in country" and throws burritos over board. Finally the American says "We have too many of these in our country." Then he picks up the Mexican and throws him overboard.

Good ol' fashions racism.

What do you call a low priced burritos with lots of smoked jalapeno chillies in them?

A Cheapotle

Burritos joke, What do you call a low priced burritos with lots of smoked jalapeno chillies in them?

Local gangstas got into the food industry.

Burritos a la cartel.

I like my woman how I like my burritos

Wet

What movement does a conductor conduct after eating too many burritos?

Tacobell's Cannon.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the burritos fajita jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working burritos guac piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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