Burrito Jokes
51 burrito jokes and hilarious burrito puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about burrito that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Want to liven up a gathering with some zany burrito-related jokes? If so, you've come to the right place! In this article, you'll find a range of silly burrito jokes from the classic burrito bowl to the tasty queso. Each joke promises to bring laughter and good vibes to any Mexican-inspired party. So, get ready for a good time and get your burrito jokes ready!
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Funniest Burrito Short Jokes
Short burrito jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The burrito humour may include short tortilla jokes also.
- What is Chipotle most known for? - A. steak Bowls
- B. Delicious Tacos
- C. Chips
- D. Burritos
- E. Coli - The school year is like a burrito. Once you're halfway through you want to give up because everything's just falling apart.
- How is being a Jew like eating a burrito? It's really not a problem until they give you gas.
- The school year is like a burrito... After 3 quarters you're full but you have to keep going even though it's all falling apart.
- My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.
- Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it. - I like to put grilled chicken in my egg and cheese stuffed breakfast burrito... Nothing warms my heart and stomach more than reuniting a mother and child.
- I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out. Curse those wrap-scallions!
- When you listen to a foreign language song. Despacito I don't know the lyrics so I ate a burrito and my mom has a dorito oh oh oh
- What is the coolest food on the planet?
Burr-ito!
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Burrito One Liners
Which burrito one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with burrito? I can suggest the ones about taco and tortilla wrap.
- If I ever move to Prague, I'll open a burrito shop. And call it Bohemian Wrap City.
- How do you make a neato burrito? With cool beans.
- Burritos are like blunts If you cant roll, get a bowl
- Gas is still $1.29 if you know where to go. Taco Bell bean burritos.
- Chipotle is releasing a new "Ravens" burrito. It comes with everything but rice.
- What does a duck put in its burrito? Quackamole.
- Just traded my girlfriend for a bean burrito. Food for thot.
- Why can't you trust burritos? Because they will spill the beans!
- A mexican serial killer hides his victim's feet in the ground. He likes to burritos.
- what do you call a boring burrito? aburrido
- What special ingredient do cannibals put in their burritos? People de gallo
- How many workers does it take to run a burrito factory? Just Juan
- What did the movie director say when he finished his burrito? That's a wrap!
- What's another name for a frozen burrito? A brrrrrito.
- What is a symbiote's favorite meat for their burrito? Carnage Asada
Burrito Bowl Jokes
Here is a list of funny burrito bowl jokes and even better burrito bowl puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Biochemists at Chipotle have discovered a way to defeat ISIS militants without any civilian casualties Free Burrito Bowls.
Cheerful Burrito Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about burrito you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tortilla chip jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make burrito pranks.
What do you call a short Mexican researcher in Antarctica?
A Burrito
First joke I've ever come up with. My Hispanic wife laughed her b**... off.
What do you call s**... with a burrito?
Getting chipotlaid.
When I was a kid I had a penpal who lived in southeast Asia who worked in an athletic clothes sweatshop. I would send him gifts from America and he would send me different clothes he made at work. His name was Chen, but I called him Bean Burrito.
Because he made me puma pants.
s**... is like a burrito
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Don't unwrap or that baby's in your lap.
One man he is rapper
He go to rap battle
He say to he enemy: i will make sick rap now
So what he do: he pull out chicken and salad and he put all in burrito bread and he roll and he say: here this wrap it is very tasty: eat it!!
He enemy: oh yes, this taste really good, it is a sick wrap!
so both go home and are not hungry^^^^^^^^^^freelx
That one time i hired a h**......
... She offered me the girlfriend experience for no extra charge, of course i accepted ...
... i did not expect however that she would roll up in to a blanket burrito, order Pizza and watch Netflix.
What does a McChicken, a whopper, a beefy 5-layer burrito, and an extra most bestest pizza have in common?
They've all seen me n**....
An African, a Mexican, and an American...
An african, a mexican, and an american are standing on the edge of a volcano. The african throws a bag of sand in and says: "We have too much of this in my country". the Mexican throws in a burrito and says: "We have too many on these in my country". The American throws the mexican in and says: "we have too many of these..."
What kind of beans are in God's burrito?
Holy Frijoles!
What is an out of date joke you still remember?
One from the 90's:
What do you call a little burro?
A Burrito.
What do you call a little taco?
A Taquito
What do you call a little judge?
A Judge Ito
Rowan Atkinson visits Mexico , goes to a restaurant and orders a burrito.
The burrito was huge and Rowan couldn't finish it , he picks up his plate goes to the chef and says
"That was the best burrito ever"
The chef replies
"Thank you senor but you missed a bean"
What do you call a drug stuffed burrito?
A burweedo
How much does a Chinese burrito weigh?
Won Ton
What's the difference between a soft shell taco and a burrito?
I don't care, but the distinction is more important than who killed Selena Quintanilla.
What does a burrito say when it finishes doing something?
That's a wrap.
What did the duck want on it's burrito?
Guac guac guac.
