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Funny unknown historical fact:
Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slide in the after life.
A man and his ever-nagging wife are on vacation in Jerusalem
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "you can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the holy land, for $150.
The man thought about it, and finally decided he would have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when you can have her burried here for so much less?"
The man replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was burried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
What is something that's burried but you can still dance on it?
A beet
We burried my grandmother last week...
So she's probably dead by now.
What do you call a cow...
...with 2 legs?
Lean Beef.
...with no legs?
Ground beef.
...with no legs burried halfway in the dirt?
Steak.
How are your dog and your phone s**... operator the same?
They both come when you call them.
Edit (alternate punchline): They're both burried in your backyard.
I had a f**... today, and after years of suffering my best friend finally found peace
We burried his wife
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