The Best 8 Burried Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Burried jokes. There are some burried dead jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burried undertaker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Burried Jokes and Puns

Funny unknown historical fact:

Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

A man and his ever-nagging wife are on vacation in Jerusalem

While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "you can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the holy land, for $150.

The man thought about it, and finally decided he would have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when you can have her burried here for so much less?"

The man replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was burried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

What is something that's burried but you can still dance on it?

A beet

We burried my grandmother last week...

So she's probably dead by now.

What do you call a cow...

...with 2 legs?
Lean Beef.
...with no legs?
Ground beef.
...with no legs burried halfway in the dirt?
Steak.


How are your dog and your phone sex operator the same?

They both come when you call them.

Edit (alternate punchline): They're both burried in your backyard.

I had a funeral today, and after years of suffering my best friend finally found peace

We burried his wife

Where did the dead australian person get burried?

Down under!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the burried dug jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working burried coffin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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