The Best 17 Burr Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Burr jokes. There are some burr equator jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burr bill burr puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Burr Jokes and Puns

Whilst driving through Wales with my pal, we stopped off at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for lunch.

I asked the waitress, "Could you settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very slowly?" The waitress replied, "Burr gerr King!"

Everyone knows comedian Bill Burr, most don't realize he has a huge family with lots of talent.

His mother, Barb, is a famous hair stylist.

Rob, his brother is in jail for theft.

His sister Cally is a great gunsmith.

Lastly, don't forget about his cousin the famous lumberjack, Tim.

What did they call the conflict between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr?

The Ham-Burr-Grrr.

I'm not even sorry.

Burr joke, What did they call the conflict between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr?

Burritos are like blunts

If you cant roll, get a bowl

Every knows about comedian Bill Burr.

Many have not heard of his lumberjack brother Tim, he is one of the best in the world.

What is something that's burried but you can still dance on it?

A beet

We burried my grandmother last week...

So she's probably dead by now.

Burr joke, We burried my grandmother last week...

Everyone had heard of comedian Bill Burr.

Most people are unaware of his famous lumberjack brother, Tim.

Did you know Raymond Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack?

His name was Tim

Who is the coldest living comedian?

Bill Burr

Alexander Hamilton was freezing at death...

You could say that he died with a Burr

You can explore burr webster reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean burr sanders dad jokes. There are also burr puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

"We like our beer the way we like our violence..."


-Stolen from a part of a Bill Burr skit. It apparently upset some easily offended people when they saw it at a bar

What does a burrito say when it finishes doing something?

That's a wrap.


Catch her by her waist

Bring her home

Keep ur hand on her neck

Put ur lips on her lips

& have a

Nice Drink

It's going to be awkward if Mr. and Mrs. Burr...

...ever lose their son Tim in a forest.

What does an American comedian preparing for a holiday and Lord Of The Rings have in common?

Bill Burr packing.

Burr joke, What does an American comedian preparing for a holiday and Lord Of The Rings have in common?

One burrito looks at another burrito and says, "you wanna fight?"

The second burrito says, "nah".

The first burrito says, "What are you, chicken?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the burr adams jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working burr kung piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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