Burping Jokes
4 burping jokes and hilarious burping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about burping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Burping Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good burping joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My girlfriend gave me an ultimatum.
"I'm sick of you coming home from the pub drunk out of your mind," she yelled.
"Oh yeah?" I said, burping.
"It's either me or the pub," she said.
I thought well, the pub has better company, but my house has bitter on tap...
A cop pulls over a car swerving all over the road
After the cop tells the driver why he stopped him and asks for his license and registration, he notices an open, half-empty bottle sitting on the floor.
Cop: Sir, what is that bottle between your feet?
Driver (burping): Uh, it's a bottle of water officer.
Cop: I can see from here that it's a bottle of red wine.
Driver (shocked): Oh my god, it is? Praise Jesus and his miracles!
I tried to f**... against the wind
And ended up burping
You know you've got gas when you start burping.
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