The Best 7 Burp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Burp jokes. There are some burp snort jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burp sneeze puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Burp Jokes and Puns

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

Does anyone else find that cucumber makes them burp a lot?

Or am I just shoving mine up too far?

Yo momma so ugly

Her burp counts as a fart

What did the stomach say to the burp?

If you're real quiet I'll let you out the back door.

Better to burp and have a second taste....

...than to fart and let it go to waste...


What did one burp say to the other?

Let's go out the back door!
(Good ol #1753)

Why do mosquitoes drink blood?

Because soda makes them burp.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the burp bub jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working burp intention piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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