The Best 14 Burnt Toast Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Burnt Toast jokes. There are some burnt toast slices bread jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burnt toast toasted bread puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Burnt Toast Jokes and Puns

A German boy never uttered a single word growing up.

Then ,one day, aged 5, while sitting at breakfast, he looked up from his plate and said in perfect German - 'The toast is burnt'...to which the family were amazed at. 'You can speak, that's amazing, why have you never spoken until now?'


He replied: 'There was nothing wrong until now'

My dad's bread factory burnt down

Now his business is toast

My Buddies bakery burnt down last night....

His business is toast.

A Subway sandwich maker has a very eccentric regular customer.

The eccentric customer always orders a tuna sandwich, but heavily modified, made with an extra cup of mayo, smothered in chili peppers, red peppers, onions, and pickles, then toasted until it's burnt. It looks and smells disgusting and the worker dreads it when he sees that customer come in.

Finally he asks his boss if he can just not wait on that customer. His boss asks why.

The worker screams in frustration: "I hate the mods on that sub!"

What do you call someone who can't eat burnt toast?

Black toast intolerant.


How does Gordon Ramsays family know he's having a stroke?

The toast is fuckin' burnt

My friend owns a bakery

Last week it burnt down
Now his business is TOAST

Don't cry over burnt toast

That would just make it soggy.

My friends bakery burnt down last week

Now his business is toast

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

I have a medical condition that means I can die if I have burnt bread..

I am black toast intolerant

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What's worse than burnt toast??

The Holocaust

If you smell burnt toast, you may be having a stroke...

But if you also smell bacon then you're probably having breakfast.

How do you know when you honeymoon is over?

When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the burnt toast soggy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working burnt toast butterscotch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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