Following is our collection of funny Burns Calories jokes. There are some burns calories jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burns calories puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
Last time I take a nap with brownies in the oven.
Still got me kicked out of my weight watchers meeting though.
That's the last time I take a nap while baking brownies.
Forgot I had a pizza in the oven.
I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven.
My fault for leaving my brownies in the oven while I took a nap though.
So I lit a fat kid on fire.
Friend: How?
Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
... jumping to conclusions.
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Leave the pizza in the oven.
After doing some extensive calculations, this year I burned roughly 5 calories.
To burn some calories.
It also gets you removed from your local gym.
I forgot the cake in the oven.
I left the cookies in the oven too long! 😎
I left the pizza in the oven
Douse a fat person with gasoline and light a match
So I found a fat kid and set him on fire.
I left the pizza in the oven too long.
because she left the brownies in the oven too long!
That's probably why I'm overweight.
Because laughing burns calories.
Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
Apparently I burned as many calories as if I walked 8 steps.
I forgot the pizza in the oven.
No wonder you're so fat.
My coworker said I wonder how many calories we are burning .
My pizza is gone.
I better go on a diet.
Even if you burn them, they come back
Oh boy, can it burn.
I'll never again leave my brownies in the oven while I nap.
burns more calories than consensual sex.
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We suggest to use only working burns calories piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.