The Best 3 Burning Sensation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Burning Sensation jokes. There are some burning sensation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burning sensation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Burning Sensation Jokes and Puns

I went to see my obese doctor about a burning sensation when i pee.

My morbidly obese doctor gave me medicine and told me on monday there will be a chance of warm sprinkles with a little bit of precipitate. Tuesday through thursday it will cool off and by friday the conditions down there will be clear and normal.

He's quite the meaty urologist.

how do you know if a vulcano has a STD?

You will have a burning sensation after you did the deed

A husband and wife have been married two weeks...

when the wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest. The husband suggests that she visit the doctor. She arranges the appointment and goes the next day.

The doctor calls the husband the next day and says, "Sir, you're wife has acute angina." The husband replies, "You don't have to tell me twice, doc. Whats the bad news?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the burning sensation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working burning sensation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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