The Best 28 Burning Building Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Burning Building jokes. There are some burning building firemen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burning building building site puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Burning Building Jokes and Puns

Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water?

A: A blonde trying to burn it down

Still the best blonde joke to date..

A brunette, a redhead, and a blond escape a burning building by
climbing to the roof. The firemen are on the street below,
holding a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to the brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only
chance to survive!"

The brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket
away. The brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the redhead.

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the redhead.

"No! It's brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with redheads!"

"OK" says the redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the
blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Only the blonde remains on top of the building. Again, the
firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me
that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you
to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

"Barbecue tonight!"

Burning Building joke, What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

When I grow up!

One day a child and his mother were walking down the sidewalk when they came upon a burning building. The fire department had just showed up and all the people inside were saved by the strong firemen. The little kid looks to his mother and says "mom, when I grow up I'm gonna be a fireman!". The mother replies "you're not going to grow up!, you've got luekimia!"

The ladder

A man was trapped in a burning building and a firefighter yelled through the window, "You have two possible exit points, this ladder or the stairs." The man chose the latter. He died.


A man was trapped in a burning building...

...on the 12th floor. He ran to the open window and saw a fireman approaching on a long ladder. He felt so relieved to be saved. Before climbing out the window he yelled to the fireman,
"What should I do? Should I go down with you on the ladder, or should I jump to the ground?"
The fireman said, 'The ladder."
The man died.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

Burning Building joke, What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

My friend got jailed 6 months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building.

Turns out they were firefighters.

A Physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician are all locked in separate burning buildings

The Physicist runs to a chalkboard, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, runs and finds that amount, puts out the fire, and survives.
The engineer pulls out a calculater, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, runs and finds 10 times that amount, puts out the fire, and survives.
The mathematician runs to a chalkbaord, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, declares, "There IS a solution!", and then burns to death.

My friend got sent to prison for pulling out 3 people from a burning building

Unfortunately, it turned out they were firefighters

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My friend loved to collect tractors but stopped after he had a bad accident in one. These days he helps the fire service by removing all the smoke from burning buildings...

...he is an ex-tractor fan.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What happened to the hipsters In the burning building?

They died before it was cool!

Why do the firemen take out people from a burning building before they put the fire out with water?

Bros before hose.

Did you hear about the school that burned down in Beijing, China?

25 children died. It was truly tragic.

And the worst part is, they all got out of the building fine, but they just ran around it and then darted back inside.

Burning Building joke, Did you hear about the school that burned down in Beijing, China?

What happens when a crematory and a tanning salon share a building?

A fifth degree burn

What did the baby do when it drove by the burning building?

Pass a fire.

My wife said she thinks I like my friends more than her and if she was stuck in a burning building with my best friend that I would probably save my friend and she would die.

I told her if she was alone with my best friend in a building I probably started the fire.


A cop, a firefighter, and a bureaucrat are at a elementary school career day...

The cop brags, I'm the fastest one out of the three. I can respond to a threat in one minute

The firefighter says, That's nothing, I can run into a burning building and rescue someone in 30 seconds

The bureaucrat responds, pfff, I can work 9-5 and be home by 2

What did the blade of grass yell from the burning building?

Fescue me!

What did the dyslexic lawyer yell from the burning building?

Recuse me!

After burning a building, a son asks his father

"Are we pyromaniacs, Dad?". The father replies, "Yes, we arson"

What did the pirate's dad say when he found out his son burned down 10 buildings?

Arrrrrgh son!!!!!

I opened the fire exit door for a girl to run out with me out of the burning building. I kept it open for her to come.

"I have a boyfriend!"

Did any of you hear about that deaf guy who saved a family from a burning building?

Yeah neither did he.

A software tester walks into a bar.

He orders a beer, -1 beers, 50 beers, nuhriuh beers, NULL beers. The barman happily fulfils the orders he can, and declines the ones he can't.

A software user walks into the same bar, and asks the barman where the toilets are. The barman explodes, the bar burns to the ground, and the building collapses

Two guys are in a burning building

"Let's jump out of the window" says the first one.

"What floor are we on?" Answers the other.

"Thirteenth."

"What? Thirteenth? There is no way I jump from here!"

"Come on, now, it's no time to be superstitious."

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