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- Apparently for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That's not fair. Why is the man only left with 30?
Credit to Bo Burnham. - Tip: if you don't want comedians weighing in on politics.... ...don't elect a joke.
(Credit to Bo Burnham) - For every dollar a man makes.... For every dollar a man makes, a women makes 70 cents.
Thats not right
Thats not fair
The mans only left with 30!
-Bo Burnham - Glass houses People who live in glass houses should not throw stones..... or mastubate in daytime.
Paraphrased from Bo Burnham. Credit where it's due. - What did the judge say while sentencing an American comedian to his death? Burnham at the stake.
- I want a black girlfriend So that when we 69, I can can it ying-yanging.
All credit to Bo Burnham. - I saw a flyer for a lost dog Which was kind of odd, because the dog didn't have any legs
Credit goes to Bo Burnham - I haven't made my mind up about m**.... And its weird.. because on one hand it feels good.
Not my joke. Credit goes to Bo Burnham.
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Burnham One Liners
Which burnham one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with burnham? I can suggest the ones about integration and comedian.
- Why should Bo never cook dinner on Christmas? Because he always Burnham
- Who's a great YouTuber, but a terrible cook? Bo Burnham.
- What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? Names!
-Bo Burnham - (Bo Burnham) I got my girlfriend pregnant On a pullout couch
- What do you call a kid with worms and an eyepatch? Names.
Heard from Bo Burnham - What do you call a pirate without a ship? A creative homeless man.
-bo burnham - Who is the worst cook in Starfleet? Michael Burn-ham.
- I'm undecided about m**.... On one hand it feels great
-Bo Burnham
Comical & Quirky Burnham Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about burnham you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make burnham pranks.
What are your best "If I had ____ for every time..." jokes?
Two of my favorites are:
1. "If I had a dollar for every existentialist moment I've ever had...Does money even matter?" - Can't remember the comedian.
2. "If I had a quarter every time a hobo asked me for spare change, I'd still say no" - Bo Burnham
