The Best 11 Burner Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Burner jokes. There are some burner stove jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burner rice burner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Burner Jokes and Puns

Math hole told to me 20 years ago by a professor

What's the difference between a physicist and mathematician?

There's a pot of water on the table and both the physicist and mathematician are asked to boil it. The physicist picks it up, puts it on the range, and lights the burner. The mathematicians picked it up, puts it on the range, and lights the burner.

Next the pot is placed on the floor with the same instructions. The physicist once again picks it up, places it on the range, and lights the burner. The mathematician picks it up and puts it on the table, thus reducing it to a problem that's already been solved.

Did you know babies and kettles make the same sound?

Except kettles stop screaming when you take em off the burner

An ice cube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

Bunsen... My flame...I melt whenever I see you," confessed the ice cube.

* Chill, it's just a phase you're going through. *

Samsung should focus their marketing toward criminals

They could completely monopolize the burner phone industry.

A woman purchased a new incense burner. However, she got very confused since it wasn't working.

It made no damn scents.


I got really bad sunburn after falling asleep on my stomach at the beach...

I wanted emergency medical attention but 911 never returned my call. I guess they put it on the back burner.

Back when I was married, I found some match sticks left by the stove, where apparently the gas burner hasn't been igniting...

...so I wrote my wife's name on one of the matches there. Later, when she saw the writing and picked it up, she looked at me and asked what it meant.

I looked her straight in the eye, and said: "It means.. .that you've finally met your match."

I once saw a priest get hit in the face by a perfume burner during mass.

The priest was incensed.

I got my friend a house warming present

I got him a bag of logs for his wood burner

I was thinking of inventing some chilli flavoured sun cream.

But for now I've put it on the back burner.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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We suggest to use only working burner electrical piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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