Burner Jokes
8 burner jokes and hilarious burner puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about burner that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
From burner phones to log burners and wagon burners, this article has a collection of humor and witticisms related to burning. Learn more about combustion, Euler's flame equation, and other burning science with these burner jokes!
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Laughable Burner Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
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Math hole told to me 20 years ago by a professor
What's the difference between a physicist and mathematician?
There's a p**... of water on the table and both the physicist and mathematician are asked to boil it. The physicist picks it up, puts it on the range, and lights the burner. The mathematicians picked it up, puts it on the range, and lights the burner.
Next the p**... is placed on the floor with the same instructions. The physicist once again picks it up, places it on the range, and lights the burner. The mathematician picks it up and puts it on the table, thus reducing it to a problem that's already been solved.
Did you know babies and kettles make the same sound?
Except kettle stop screaming when you take em off the burner
An ice cube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
Bunsen... My flame...I melt whenever I see you," confessed the ice cube.
* Chill, it's just a phase you're going through. *
Samsung should focus their marketing toward criminals
They could completely monopolize the burner phone industry.
A woman purchased a new incense burner. However, she got very confused since it wasn't working.
It made no d**... scents.
I got really bad sunburn after falling asleep on my stomach at the beach...
I wanted emergency medical attention but 911 never returned my call. I guess they put it on the back burner.
Back when I was married, I found some match sticks left by the stove, where apparently the gas burner hasn't been igniting...
...so I wrote my wife's name on one of the matches there. Later, when she saw the writing and picked it up, she looked at me and asked what it meant.
I looked her straight in the eye, and said: "It means.. .that you've finally met your match."
I once saw a priest get hit in the face by a perfume burner during mass.
The priest was incensed.
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