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What's the difference between a physicist and mathematician?
There's a pot of water on the table and both the physicist and mathematician are asked to boil it. The physicist picks it up, puts it on the range, and lights the burner. The mathematicians picked it up, puts it on the range, and lights the burner.
Next the pot is placed on the floor with the same instructions. The physicist once again picks it up, places it on the range, and lights the burner. The mathematician picks it up and puts it on the table, thus reducing it to a problem that's already been solved.
Except kettles stop screaming when you take em off the burner
Bunsen... My flame...I melt whenever I see you," confessed the ice cube.
* Chill, it's just a phase you're going through. *
They could completely monopolize the burner phone industry.
It made no damn scents.
I wanted emergency medical attention but 911 never returned my call. I guess they put it on the back burner.
...so I wrote my wife's name on one of the matches there. Later, when she saw the writing and picked it up, she looked at me and asked what it meant.
I looked her straight in the eye, and said: "It means.. .that you've finally met your match."
The priest was incensed.
I got him a bag of logs for his wood burner
But for now I've put it on the back burner.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
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