The Best 5 Burned Stake Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Burned Stake jokes. There are some burned stake jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burned stake puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Burned Stake Jokes and Puns

Fitted sheets were originally invented in 1682 in Salem, MA.

Unfortunately, they didn't catch on at that time since anyone who could actually fold them was accused of witchcraft and subsequently burned at the stake.

TIL about a method of capital punishment called the Roman Candle. Victims were tied to a stake and covered in a flammable resin. The burning bodies would sometimes be used to provide lighting for evening parties.

Great idea; terrible execution.

I was asked if I'd rather have my head chopped off or be burned on a stake.

I answered being burned at the stake, and when asked why, I said Because a hot steak is better than a cold chop .

Why was the fishmonger burned at the stake?

Because he sold his sole to the Devil.

I chuckled at this one

Suicidal arsonist burned at the stake.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the burned stake jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working burned stake piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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