Burne Jokes

Funniest Burne Short Jokes

Short burne jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The burne humour may include short nurse jokes also.

1. Breaking News Trump's personal library just burned down The fire consumed both books and he hasn't even finished coloring the second one
2. Police officer: "I'm here to inform you that your son burned down the school" Parents: "arson?"
   Police officer: "yes, your son"
3. Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
4. What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it? Au-burn
   ^He^^He^^^He^^^^He
5. Greta Thunberg has just been confirmed as a huge polluter. Her Tweet to Tater-Tot was easily the biggest burn in history.
6. Why did the match factory burn down? Because the workers went on strike
   I just thought of this, not sure whether its an original joke
7. Honey, your son said he's thinking of burning down the neighbor's house!! You mean, arson?
   (I probably coulda worded it better, but you see where I'm going with it at least)
8. How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb just burned out; this is not the time to discuss it.
9. Why do hipsters always burn their mouths eating pizza? They got into it before it was cool.
10. My friend got jailed 6 months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building. Turns out they were firefighters.

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Burne One Liners

Which burne one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with burne? I can suggest the ones about fine and pass.

1. I burned my finger on my computer processor. It MHz.
2. My wife made me stop burning clocks She was worried about all that second hand smoke
3. If coal is so bad for the environment... why don't we just burn it all?
4. What burns longer, a red or a green candle? Neither, they both burn shorter.
5. What's a feminists favorite music festival? Burning Man.
6. Why do tampons have strings? So vampires don't burn their fingers while making tea.
7. Watching your wife in childbirth... Is like watching your favourite pub burn down.
8. What’s the difference between an accordion and a bagpipe? The bagpipe burns faster.
9. My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
10. Do your horses smoke? No.
    Well, then I think your stable is burning.
11. Why did the sun go to therapy? It was feeling a bit burned out.
12. I wonder how many calories women burn by... ... jumping to conclusions.
13. My girlfriend is just like a burning hot fire You take away the oxygen and they're gone.
14. What happened when the shoe factory burned down? 500 soles were lost.
15. My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday There were so many lost soles.

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