The Best 24 Burne Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Burne jokes. There are some burne face jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burne hear puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Burne Jokes and Puns

Just burned 2,000 calories.

That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today...

I guess i should have put the oven on aloha setting

I burned my finger on my computer processor.

It MHz.

Burne joke, I burned my finger on my computer processor.

Burned my Hawaiian pizza...

Should have put it on aloha temperature.

I burned 2000 calories today.

Last time I take a nap with brownies in the oven.


I just burned 2,000 calories in a few hours.

That's the last time I take a nap while baking brownies.

I burned 1000 calories today...

Forgot I had a pizza in the oven.

Burne joke, I burned 1000 calories today...

I burned 2,000 calories today...

I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven.

I just burned 3,000 calories!!

My fault for leaving my brownies in the oven while I took a nap though.

I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes.

Friend: How?

Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.

I just burned my Hawaiian pizza

Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature

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I just burned 3,000 calories.........

I left the cookies in the oven too long! 😎

I just burned 12000 calories

I left the pizza in the oven

Burned my lips kissing my vehicle on a hot summer day.

Kar-muah is a bitch.

I just burned 1200 calories...

I left the pizza in the oven too long.

I just burned 1,500 calories!

I forgot the pizza in the oven.

Burne joke, I just burned 1,500 calories!

I just burned 1000 calories

My pizza is gone.

I just burned 2000 calories.

I'll never again leave my brownies in the oven while I nap.

I got burned by a piece of metal on my pants when I pulled them from the dryer.

It was a hot button issue.


"I just burned a hundred dollar bill"

"Wow, rich guy eh?"

"No, it was a bill from my dentist."

I've just burned the Koran...

...to CD if anyone wants a copy.

I burned 3000 calories today.

I really should have taken those brownies out of the oven sooner.

Burned my Hawiian pizza today...

Guess I shoulda cooked it on Aloha temperature.

Just burned 2,500 calories in an afternoon...

Over baked cookies

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