Burne Jokes

Funniest Burne Short Jokes

Short burne jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The burne humour may include short nurse jokes also.

1. Breaking News Trump's personal library just burned down The fire consumed both books and he hasn't even finished coloring the second one
2. My psychologist told me: "Write letters to the people you hate and later on you burn them."
   I have done so, but now I don't know what to do with the letters...
3. Police officer: "I'm here to inform you that your son burned down the school" Parents: "arson?"
   Police officer: "yes, your son"
4. Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
5. What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it? Au-burn
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6. Did you know that you can tell how smart an ant is by catching it on fire? If it burns, it's a smart ant.
   If it doesn't, it's retardant.
7. Greta Thunberg has just been confirmed as a huge polluter. Her Tweet to Tater-Tot was easily the biggest burn in history.
8. My therapist told me a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them I did that, and it really worked! But I'm wondering, what do I do with the letters?
9. My friend told me, You have a Bachelor's, a Master's, and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot. That was a third degree burn.
10. Why did the match factory burn down? Because the workers went on strike
    I just thought of this, not sure whether its an original joke

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Burne One Liners

Which burne one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with burne? I can suggest the ones about fine and rest.

1. I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess i should have put the oven on aloha setting
2. I burned my finger on my computer processor. It MHz.
3. Burned my Hawaiian pizza... Should have put it on aloha temperature.
4. How did the hipster burn his lips? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
5. My wife made me stop burning clocks She was worried about all that second hand smoke
6. I burned 2000 calories today. Last time I take a nap with brownies in the oven.
7. If coal is so bad for the environment... why don't we just burn it all?
8. I hope the guy who invented Autocorrect burns in Hello!
9. What burns longer, a red or a green candle? Neither, they both burn shorter.
10. What's a feminists favorite music festival? Burning Man.
11. I burned 1000 calories today... Forgot I had a pizza in the oven.
12. I used to cut and burn myself. Then I took culinary classes.
13. What do you call an insult from an Indian man in a Turban? A Sikh Burn!
14. My love for you is like a candle. If you ignore me I will burn your house down.
15. The man who invented autocorrect, should burn in hello.

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