The Best 14 Burlap Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Burlap jokes. There are some burlap farmhouse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burlap woven puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Burlap Jokes and Puns

I like my women like I like my cigars

7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Wrapped in a burlap sack and hauled across the border on a donkey by Juan Valdez.

Burlap joke, I like my women like I like my coffee.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head just robbed a bank.

They run into a barn to hide from the cops chasing them. Each of them jumps into an empty burlap sack when the cops come in.

The cops see the bags so they inspect them. The cops shakes the red head's bag. "Woof woof !" Says the red head. So the cops move on, thinking that it's just the farmer's dog.

The cops shake the brunette's bag. "Meow!" Says the brunette. So the cops move on.

The cops approach the third sack and shake the bag. The blonde yells "potatoes!"

3 bags.

A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman are all being chased by soldiers, they all run into a Barn and hide in big burlap sacks. The soldier walk in and hunt for them, they poke the first bag and the Scotsman says "Meow!" so they pass it off as a bag of kittens. They poke the second pack and the Englishman says "Woof!" so they pass it off as a bag of puppies. They poke the third bag and the Irishman says "Potatoes!"


Two old Polish guys were talking about how tough their childhoods were...

"When I was a boy, my father taught me to swim the old fashioned way! He just took me out to the middle of a lake and threw me overboard!"

"Wow! That must have been scary!"

"Well, it was easy enough swimming back to shore, once I got myself out of that burlap sack."

I like my women how I like my coffee

Taken from the fields, brought in a burlap sack, and kept in a dry, dark place.

Burlap joke, I like my women how I like my coffee

I like my women the way I like my coffee

Tied up in a burlap sack and slung over the back of Juan Valdez's mule.

My Dad taught me to swim the old fashion way

He took me down to the river and threw me in. As soon as I got out of that burlap sack I could swim like a fish!

I like my women how I like my cigars

Seven years old and in a burlap sack from India

Burlap pants are coming into fashion,

People are just itching to show off the new look.

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I like my women like I like my cigars

Smuggled in from Cuba in a burlap sack

I like my women how I like my coffee beans...

thrown in a burlap sack and transported halfway across South America

I had an unhappy childhood. Many's the night I've spent tied up in a burlap sack in the cellar after a thorough beating.

But it doesn't make up for my childhood.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the burlap group jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working burlap paul piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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