The Best 5 Burj Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Burj jokes. There are some burj trick jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burj man puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Burj Jokes and Puns

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

There are 3 great Khalifas in the world...

And Burj Khalifa is my favourite pornstar.

They planned the date when the Burj Khalifa would be finished in advance...

They wanted to know when it'd be due by

The Tallest Building

People say the Burj Khalifa is the tallest building.

But in fact my library is because is has more stories.

Besides their last name, what does Wiz Khalifa and the Burj Khalifa have in common?

They're the highest things on this planet.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the burj arabian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working burj windy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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