Buried Treasure Jokes

Funniest Buried Treasure Short Jokes

Short buried treasure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buried treasure humour may include short buried jokes also.

1. You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said... What a treasure and your dad said Lets go bury it!
2. My Father always said his children are his treasures. When he buried Debbie in the backyard it took a dark twist.
3. What's the difference between a Star Wars fan on a hunt for buried treasure and a black man? One is a nerdy digger..
4. Comedians like Chris Farley and George Carlin were so good, they're a national treasure Well, they used to be anyway
   Now they're just buried treasure
5. Ugly Kid You're so ugly, when you were born, your mum said, "what a treasure!" and your dad said, "Yeah. Let's Bury it!"
6. Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
7. What's the difference between pirate treasure and Madeline McCann? There's a map showing where the treasure was buried.
8. My mother in law is like a treasure, I feel a strong urge to bury her on a deserted island
9. Sometimes, when I'm sad, I like to go in a garden I go there to bury myself and pretend I am a treasure.
10. Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War? Because X Marx the spot.

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Buried Treasure One Liners

Which buried treasure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buried treasure? I can suggest the ones about pirate treasure and treasure.

1. Some people are such treasures That you just want to bury them
2. My GF is like my treasure... I buried her in my backyard yesterday.
3. Why did Blackbeard cross the road? To indicate where the treasure is buried.
4. Pirate 1: "the treasures be buried" Pirate 2:" *are"
5. My wife asked "Are you treasure?" "Because I'd like to see you buried between my legs"
6. A mother-in-law is like a treasure... ... the deeper she's buried the better.
7. Why did the piece of chalk cross the road? There was treasure buried underneath.
8. My parents thought I am their treasure They want to bury me to the ground
9. Do you know why your great grandparents are like a treasure? Because they're buried.
10. What did the pirate do before burying his treasure? Dig a hole...
11. Paul Walker is a national treasure Which explains why he's buried
12. What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter? They BURy it
13. I like my h**... like I like my treasure... Buried.
14. A dad joke What do you call the pit that a pirate buries his treasure in?
    A b**... hole

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