The Best 23 Buried Treasure Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buried Treasure jokes. There are some buried treasure jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buried treasure puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buried Treasure Jokes and Puns

You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said...

What a treasure and your dad said Lets go bury it!

My Father always said his children are his treasures.

When he buried Debbie in the backyard it took a dark twist.

I like my hookers like I like my treasure...


What's the difference between a Star Wars fan on a hunt for buried treasure and a black man?

One is a nerdy digger..

Comedians like Chris Farley and George Carlin were so good, they're a national treasure

Well, they used to be anyway

Now they're just buried treasure

A boy walks up to a pirate

A boy walks up to a pirate and curious about his missing leg, arm, and eye, asks about them.

"Why are your arm and leg missing?" the boy asks.

"Well, I was attacked by a gator while burying me treasure. Now I got me a wooden peg and hook for me hand"

"Then what happened to your eye?"

"Stupid seagull pooped in it."

"A bird pooping in your eye made it fall right out?" The boy asks, surprised.

"No, lad. That was the first day I had my hook!"

My GF is like my treasure...

I buried her in my backyard yesterday.

Ugly Kid

You're so ugly, when you were born, your mum said, "what a treasure!" and your dad said, "Yeah. Let's Bury it!"

What's the difference between pirate treasure and Madeline McCann?

There's a map showing where the treasure was buried.

Pirate 1: "the treasures be buried"

Pirate 2:" *are"

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

You can explore buried treasure reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean buried treasure dad jokes. There are also buried treasure puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

My mother in law is like a treasure,

I feel a strong urge to bury her on a deserted island

A dad joke

What do you call the pit that a pirate buries his treasure in?

A booty hole

Sometimes, when I'm sad, I like to go in a garden

I go there to bury myself and pretend I am a treasure.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.

My wife asked "Are you treasure?"

"Because I'd like to see you buried between my legs"

A mother-in-law is like a treasure...

... the deeper she's buried the better.

Why did the piece of chalk cross the road?

There was treasure buried underneath.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

My parents thought I am their treasure

They want to bury me to the ground

So on wheel of fortune ...

On wheel of fortune, the spokesperson interviews each person standing by their game position. the spokesperson gets to the last contestant and asks: "what is your name?"
this woman was a large, black, and chubby chick.
she replies "Treasure."
a man in the crowd whispers to his friend 'wanna know why they named her treasure?"
"sure" he replies
"because when she was born, they wanted so desperately to bury her."

When you were born your mom said: "It's a treasure."

Dad said: "Ya let's bury."

Yo mamma so ugly when she was born your grandmamma said, "What a treasure," and your granddaddy said, "Yeah, let's go bury it."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buried treasure jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buried treasure piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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