The Best 4 Burgle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Burgle jokes. There are some burgle burglary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burgle stole puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Burgle Jokes and Puns

I was burgled last night, someone stole all my documents.

I was de-filed.

How do you know you've been burgled by asians?

You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway.

Burglers broke into my home and I helplessly watched as they went through my belongings

Both of us were afraid to call the cops

How many hamburgers could the Hamburgerler burgle if the Hamburgerler could burgle hamburgers?

I don't have a punch line, I just wanted a hamburger.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the burgle turd jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working burgle math piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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