The Best 35 Burger Kings Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Burger Kings jokes. There are some burger kings jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burger kings puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Burger Kings Jokes and Puns

A man stumbles upon a magic lamp with a genie willing to grant him one wish.

Man: I wish your name was "Burger King".

Genie: Wait, what? Why?

Man: It's for a joke, trust me.

Genie: You'd waste a wish, something with the power to change the cosmos itself, for a joke?

Man: Yes.

Burger King: Have it your way.

Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

At the Burger King drive through I said I'll have Bruce Lee's favorite burger please

The cashier said what's that?

So I said A whopaaaaaaaa

An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.''It's all right,'' says the husband. ''We share everything.''

A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. ''I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal,'' he insists.''She'll eat,'' the husband assures him. ''We share everything.''Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, ''Why aren't you eating?''The wife snaps, ''Because I'm waiting for the teeth!''

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper


What does Bruce Lee order in Burger King?

WOPPAAAH!

My friend told me to stop making Burger King puns

I said "fine! Have it your way!"

What does Bruce Lee order at Burger King?

A *WHOPPA*!

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

Why didn't the burger king get the dairy queen pregnant?

Because the whopper always comes in a wrapper!

I just found my first gray pubic hair, and am happy and sad at the same time...

Happy it was not mine, sad that I found it in my Burger King whopper.

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If Dairy Queen and Burger King had a baby, what do you call it?

Restaurants can't have sex you moron.

A shetland pony walks into a Burger King...

He walks up to the counter and whispers "I'll take one whopper please." The cashier says "sure, buy why are you whispering?" The pony looks up at him and says "sorry, I'm just a little hoarse"

Who's Burger King married to?

Dairy Queen.

Yo momma's so fat

When she went to McDonalds they had to call Burger King for backup

A man invites his Jewish friend out for lunch

Upon arriving at the restaurant, his friend says "I'm not sure I can eat here. Is Burger King kosher?" The man waved his hand dismissively and says "Don't worry, it's Burger King: Have it Yahweh."

How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant?

Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Why does the Dairy Queen have small fries?

Because the Burger King forgets to wrap his Whopper!


What is the slogan for Burger King in Israel?

Have it Yahweh

I'm giving my order at Burger King.

I ask for a Triple Whopper with cheese, and extra mayo. The 20-ish girl in line behind me says, "Do you know what that will do to your body?"

I turned and replied, "Nothing, compared to what my body will do to it."

Why did the infertile chicken cross the road?

She wanted to take adavantage of Burger King's 10 piece special. She now has lil nuggets of her own.

Bruce Lee walks into a Burger King...

and orders and WHOPPPAAAA!!!

This just in: A Burger King employee in Kalispell, Montana was arrested today after being caught putting vodka in the orange Hi-C.

Local police say it was the first reported case of a Flathead screwdriver.

Five guys walk into a Burger King.

In-n-out.

If they sell staples at Staples, burgers at Burger King, and candy at Candy Clubhouse... What do they sell at Dick's Sporting Goods?

Sporting goods. I mean, it's in the name!

What do Microsoft and Burger King have in common?

They both hate big Macs.

My girlfriend just broke up with me, mainly because of my extreme Burger King addiction.

So I said to her "Fine, have it your way."

My math teacher

Staples Burger King applications on failed tests.

A vegan applied but was rejected for a job at Burger King...

She didn't meat the requirements.

Me: Honey, we are having dinner tonight with a medieval ruler of Germany.

Her: F*ck. Not Burger King again!!

I've never understood why there's Burger King but no Borscht Czar

After all, people who eat fast food are in a hurry... they're always Russian around everywhere.

Burger King joke

What does Burger King and my boxers have in common?

They are both the Home Of The Whopper.

Yes there's a burger down there.

That is all.

Burger King: Have It Your Way!

Burger Dictatorship: Have it My Way!

Burger Communism: Have it Everyone's Way!

Burger Capitalism: Have it Your Way For a Steep Price Hike!

Burger Oligarchy: 1% Have it Their Way!

Burger Democracy: Have Something Your Way!

Burger Anarchy: Don't Have It!

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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