Following is our collection of funny Burger Kings jokes. There are some burger kings jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these burger kings puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Man: I wish your name was "Burger King".
Genie: Wait, what? Why?
Man: It's for a joke, trust me.
Genie: You'd waste a wish, something with the power to change the cosmos itself, for a joke?
Man: Yes.
Burger King: Have it your way.
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
The cashier said what's that?
So I said A whopaaaaaaaa
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. ''I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal,'' he insists.''She'll eat,'' the husband assures him. ''We share everything.''Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, ''Why aren't you eating?''The wife snaps, ''Because I'm waiting for the teeth!''
The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper
WOPPAAAH!
I said "fine! Have it your way!"
A *WHOPPA*!
Because the whopper always comes in a wrapper!
Happy it was not mine, sad that I found it in my Burger King whopper.
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Restaurants can't have sex you moron.
He walks up to the counter and whispers "I'll take one whopper please." The cashier says "sure, buy why are you whispering?" The pony looks up at him and says "sorry, I'm just a little hoarse"
Dairy Queen.
When she went to McDonalds they had to call Burger King for backup
Upon arriving at the restaurant, his friend says "I'm not sure I can eat here. Is Burger King kosher?" The man waved his hand dismissively and says "Don't worry, it's Burger King: Have it Yahweh."
Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper
Because the Burger King forgets to wrap his Whopper!
Have it Yahweh
I ask for a Triple Whopper with cheese, and extra mayo. The 20-ish girl in line behind me says, "Do you know what that will do to your body?"
I turned and replied, "Nothing, compared to what my body will do to it."
She wanted to take adavantage of Burger King's 10 piece special. She now has lil nuggets of her own.
and orders and WHOPPPAAAA!!!
Local police say it was the first reported case of a Flathead screwdriver.
In-n-out.
Sporting goods. I mean, it's in the name!
They both hate big Macs.
So I said to her "Fine, have it your way."
Staples Burger King applications on failed tests.
She didn't meat the requirements.
Her: F*ck. Not Burger King again!!
After all, people who eat fast food are in a hurry... they're always Russian around everywhere.
What does Burger King and my boxers have in common?
They are both the Home Of The Whopper.
Yes there's a burger down there.
That is all.
Burger Dictatorship: Have it My Way!
Burger Communism: Have it Everyone's Way!
Burger Capitalism: Have it Your Way For a Steep Price Hike!
Burger Oligarchy: 1% Have it Their Way!
Burger Democracy: Have Something Your Way!
Burger Anarchy: Don't Have It!
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
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