Burger King Whopper Jokes

Funniest Burger King Whopper Short Jokes

Short burger king whopper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The burger king whopper humour may include short burger king jokes also.

1. Did you hear burger King is promoting a black Whopper? McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
2. Why didn't the burger king get the dairy queen pregnant? Because the whopper always comes in a wrapper!
3. Why does the Dairy Queen have small fries? Because the Burger King forgets to wrap his Whopper!
4. Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby? Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
5. Burger King joke What does Burger King and my boxers have in common?
   They are both the Home Of The Whopper.
   Yes there's a burger down there.
   That is all.
6. Apparently Dairy Queen got pregnant Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
   Sorry for the lameness, so many kids just dont get the good jokes.
7. Apparently Burger King will be giving away free whoppers on October 13th to Special Olympians I'd be downs for that
8. I just found my first gray p**... hair, and am happy and sad at the same time... Happy it was not mine, sad that I found it in my Burger King whopper.
9. Life hack If you beat your kids at a burger king it legally changes from child a**... to a whopper jr.

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Burger King Whopper One Liners

Which burger king whopper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with burger king whopper? I can suggest the ones about whopper and burgers fries.

1. Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper
2. How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper
3. Why did everyone run out of Burger King? Somebody dropped a Whopper.
4. Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his whopper.
5. How Burger King and Dairy Queen Have a Baby? He gave her his WHOPPER
6. What do grammar n**... order at Burger King? Two Whoppers Junior

Burger King Whopper Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about burger king whopper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean burger and fries jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make burger king whopper pranks.