Burger King Jokes
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Funniest Burger King Short Jokes
Short burger king jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The burger king humour may include short burger and fries jokes also.
- There's a new burger chain that's going after Burger King… To one up Burger King they called their new restaurants Burger God.
Their slogan is Have it Yahweh - Did you hear burger King is promoting a black Whopper? McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
- l made $48m today and I'm STILL having Burger King for dinner. Just another day working at the Federal Reserve.
- At the Burger King drive through I said I'll have Bruce Lee's favorite burger please The cashier said what's that?
So I said A whopaaaaaaaa - Why didn't the burger king get the dairy queen pregnant? Because the whopper always comes in a wrapper!
- Why does the Dairy Queen have small fries? Because the Burger King forgets to wrap his Whopper!
- Why did the infertile chicken cross the road? She wanted to take adavantage of Burger King's 10 piece special. She now has lil nuggets of her own.
- My girlfriend just broke up with me, mainly because of my extreme Burger King addiction. So I said to her "Fine, have it your way."
- Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby? Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
- A vegan applied but was rejected for a job at Burger King... She didn't meat the requirements.
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Burger King One Liners
Which burger king one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with burger king? I can suggest the ones about burgers fries and mcdonalds burgers.
- Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper
- What does bruce lee order in Burger King? WOPPAAAH!
- My friend told me to stop making Burger King puns I said "fine! Have it your way!"
- I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
- What does Bruce Lee order at Burger King? A *WHOPPA*!
- Who's Burger King married to? Dairy Queen.
- Yo momma's so fat When she went to McDonalds they had to call Burger King for backup
- How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper
- Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
- What is the slogan for Burger King in Israel? Have it Yahweh
- Bruce Lee walks into a Burger King... and orders and WHOPPPAAAA!!!
- What do you call a Burger King on a deserted island? Lord of the fries
- Five guys walk into a Burger King. In-n-out.
- What do Microsoft and Burger King have in common? They both hate big Macs.
- My math teacher Staples Burger King applications on failed tests.
Burger King Whopper Jokes
Here is a list of funny burger king whopper jokes and even better burger king whopper puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Burger King joke What does Burger King and my boxers have in common?
They are both the Home Of The Whopper.
Yes there's a burger down there.
That is all. - Why did everyone run out of Burger King? Somebody dropped a Whopper.
- Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his whopper.
- Apparently Dairy Queen got pregnant Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
Sorry for the lameness, so many kids just dont get the good jokes. - Apparently Burger King will be giving away free whoppers on October 13th to Special Olympians I'd be downs for that
- How Burger King and Dairy Queen Have a Baby? He gave her his WHOPPER
- I just found my first gray p**... hair, and am happy and sad at the same time... Happy it was not mine, sad that I found it in my Burger King whopper.
- What do grammar n**... order at Burger King? Two Whoppers Junior
- Life hack If you beat your kids at a burger king it legally changes from child a**... to a whopper jr.
Quirky and Hilarious Burger King Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about burger king you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hamburger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make burger king pranks.
Yo momma so fat she was on her way to McDonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's.
Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma is so old she knew the Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
World War II started because Burger King s**... up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
I'm giving my order at Burger King.
I ask for a Triple Whopper with cheese, and extra mayo. The 20-ish girl in line behind me says, "Do you know what that will do to your body?"
I turned and replied, "Nothing, compared to what my body will do to it."
My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes...
Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King?
A:iron rings!
Q: What does iron man do in his spare time?
A: Iron clothes...
Why did Genghis Khan go to Burger King?
Because he was Hun-gry
Burger Luther King, Jr
Was on an online dating website.
"Which do you prefer, McDonald's or Burger King?" I asked her. "And be careful, your response will determine whether I continue talking to you or not..."
"Ohhhh I'm nervous now" she giggled "But for me, it's Burger King".
"See ya later" I replied. "The correct answer would've been neither, Fatty".
You're McDonalds; I'm Burger King
I'm doing it my way, and you're lovin' it.
A shetland pony walks into a Burger King...
He walks up to the counter and whispers "I'll take one whopper please." The cashier says "sure, buy why are you whispering?" The pony looks up at him and says "sorry, I'm just a little hoarse"
I bought what I thought was a Burger King
But infact it was just a little Wimpy.
My wife and I were having great difficulty conceiving.
We tried everything, got tested, tried in vitro, etc. Nothing worked. Finally, the doctor said we were putting too much pressure on ourselves. He said to throw away the charts and the thermometer and just enjoy s**... again, doing it whenever the mood struck.
On morning at breakfast, I was reading the paper and reached for the salt. My wife reached for it at the same time. Our fingers touched, our eyes met, and I swept everything off the table, picked up my wife and made love to her right there. Nine months later we had a baby.
Of course, we still aren't allowed in our local Burger King, but I think it was worth it.
A man invites his Jewish friend out for lunch
Upon arriving at the restaurant, his friend says "I'm not sure I can eat here. Is Burger King kosher?" The man waved his hand dismissively and says "Don't worry, it's Burger King: Have it Yahweh."
Some Chuck Norris Jokes
- Chuck Norris doesn't pet any animals. Animals pet themselves when he approaches them.
- Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.
- When Chuck Norris enters the room, even the chairs are standing up.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need to flush the toilet. He simply goes "Boo!" and anything in the bowl promptly rushes away.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King. He got it without a single remark.
- Chuck Norris doesn't ever call the wrong number. You just answer the wrong phone.
- When Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy, Chuck Norris caught the bullets with his own bare hands. JFK's head exploded simply because he was so overawed.
Wayne Rooney said he wants to be a manager after he retires
"Burger King or McDonalds" was his response when asked where.
I literally drove through the Drive-thru at Burger King.
But I'm a new driver. Why don't you give me a brake?
The Asian father reads his son's report card, where he finds a "B".
"B is for Burger King, where YOU'LL WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"
If Dairy Queen and Burger King had a baby, what do you call it?
Restaurants can't have s**... you m**....
wendy and Burger king having s**...
( wendy and Burger king having s**... )
burger king: you like that
wendy: im loving it!
(burger king stops):wait what did you just say
I heard McDonalds is really bad for you.
That why I only eat at Burger king.
If a king makes more money than a clown....
...how come McDonald's is richer than Burger King?
I've never understood why there's Burger King but no Borscht Czar
After all, people who eat fast food are in a hurry... they're always Russian around everywhere.
What does Michael Jackson and Burger King have in common?
50 year old meat between 8 year old buns.
Burger King: Have It Your Way!
Burger Dictatorship: Have it My Way!
Burger Communism: Have it Everyone's Way!
Burger Capitalism: Have it Your Way For a Steep Price Hike!
Burger Oligarchy: 1% Have it Their Way!
Burger Democracy: Have Something Your Way!
Burger Anarchy: Don't Have It!
How did Burger King get Wendy's pregnant?
Me: Honey, we are having dinner tonight with a medieval ruler of Germany.
Her: F*c**.... Not Burger King again!!
An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.''It's all right,'' says the husband. ''We share everything.''
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. ''I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal,'' he insists.''She'll eat,'' the husband assures him. ''We share everything.''Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, ''Why aren't you eating?''The wife snaps, ''Because I'm waiting for the teeth!''
Why did Bill Cosby go to Burger King?
because he heard you can have it your way
What two companies have the most beef?
McDonalds and Burger King.
Why did Burger King send the shy chef to the doctor?
He had assburger.
When I told my parents I applied at King and Queen University they were pretty proud.
Until I said the full name. Burger King and Dairy Queen
What did the Burger king yell, at his employee, during rush hour?
Cook that as fast as you can! That's an order!
Kissimmee Burger King joke
Two friends passed through a town named Kissimmee in Florida. They were arguing about how to pronounce it, so they decided to go to the nearby restaurant and ask the cashier to pronounce the town name.
"Hello, I was wondering if you could pronounce the name of this place slowly for me." - The man asked the lady behind the counter.
The woman's eyes went wide and she replied "Bur-ger King."
Two travelers are driving past a, "Welcome to Lewisville, Kentucky!", sign and ...
They can't decide if it's pronounce LouiS-ville or Louey-ville. So they decide to settle it by asking at a burger place they pull up to.
"Hi we're from out of town and have a bet about how locals pronounce this place"?
The local says deliberately and slowly, "Burger... King".
Why don't muslims like to eat at McDonalds?
Because the burkas are better at Burger King
The Burger King King hates Ronald McDonald
Not only because the represent competing restaurants, but because they both like the same girl.
Ronald is his double arch nemesis.
A man stumbles upon a magic lamp with a genie willing to grant him one wish.
Man: I wish your name was "Burger King".
Genie: Wait, what? Why?
Man: It's for a joke, trust me.
Genie: You'd waste a wish, something with the power to change the cosmos itself, for a joke?
Man: Yes.
Burger King: Have it your way.
Two Canadians in Kentucky
So these two Canadians are driving into Louisville, Kentucky and are arguing about how to pronounce the name of the city.
Its pronounced Lou-is-vill…obviously The oilman from Alberta says
No, you see, it is French! It is pronounced Loo-ie-vee! The guy from Quebec retorts.
They stop at a Burger King for lunch while they're in town. How do you pronounce the name of this place? Say it real slow, we're having an argument we want you to settle.
The kid at the counter takes a deep breath and says… burr-gerr-king
This just in: A Burger King employee in Kalispell, Montana was arrested today after being caught putting v**... in the orange Hi-C.
Local police say it was the first reported case of a Flathead screwdriver.
If they sell staples at Staples, burgers at Burger King, and candy at Candy Clubhouse... What do they sell at d**...'s Sporting Goods?
Sporting goods. I mean, it's in the name!
Why was the Hulk charged with s**... harassment at Burger King?
He asked them to hold the pickle.
My friend is such a big fan of the royal Family, each of his four sons are named after a king.
**Henry**
**George**
**Charles**
**Burger.**
