The Best 9 Bureau Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bureau jokes. There are some bureau office jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bureau losses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bureau Jokes and Puns

A man from the Census Bureau knocks on an apartment door in the projects

A black woman answers the door and the man asks, "Excuse me, Ma'am, how many people live here?"

The woman replies, "Me and my 12 children".

"Wow" the man exclaims, "I had better go get an extra record sheet so I can write down all of their names".

"No, you won't need to" she says, "I named them all Leeroy".

The man stops for a second with a puzzled look on his face. "But Ma'am, how do you call them each to dinner?"

"I just yell 'Leeroy, time for dinner!' and they all come".

"But then how do you get them to go to bed?"

"Same thing. I just yell 'Leeroy, time for bed!' and they all get to bed".

"So what do you do when you want to speak to them one on one?"

"That's easy, I just call them by their last name."

A man called the wrong number...

"I believe you have the wrong number," said the old gentleman into the phone.  "You'll have to call the weather bureau for that information."

"Who was that?" his young wife asked.

 "Some guy wanting to know if the coast was clear."

You're so average

The International Bureau of Weights and Measures offered you a permanent position.

What do bureaucrats use to wrap Christmas presents?

Lots of red tape!

I got a bite the first time I went fishing. I panicked and phoned the Fisherman's Advice Bureau to see what I should do.

"Please hold the line," they said!


If I owned a chiropractor group-practice...

I would call it "The Adjustment Bureau"

The Tin Man was just ousted out of the Portland Water Bureau;

he's suspected of corrosion.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

My work fired me for only losing a kilo!

It sure is tough working for the International Bureau Of Weights And Measures...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bureau commissioner jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bureau department piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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