Burden Jokes
16 burden jokes and hilarious burden puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about burden that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Burden Short Jokes
Short burden jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The burden humour may include short duty jokes also.
- If a Lama with one L is a holy man in Tabet, and a 2 L's is a beast of burden, then what is a three L Lama? A big fire in Boston
- Depressed people should stop feeling that they are a burden for other people that's our job
- Being rich is not a matter of privilege and it's more of a burden. This is what I think to myself everytime I wake up on this broken bed with this not working fan.
- What's heavier 10 lbs of bricks or 10 pounds of feathers The 10 pounds of feathers is heavier. Because you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds.
You monster! - Man listens to lecturer who says we should carry our burdens ourselves... goes home and gives his wife a piggyback
- Which weighs more, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks? The tonne of feathers, because not only do you carry the feathers, you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds.
- If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine.
- I asked my couch-potato wife to go to the gym to do some lifting with me She philosophically retort: "Why should I? The burden of life is already too heavy."
Me: "Indeed you are." - How many feminist does it take to change a bulb? 1 but she will complain about how women are given more burden of work without equal wages.
- Post Malone Has Started His Own Student Loan Service in an Attempt to Lift the Burden Off of New Graduates It's called " Post Malone's Post Pone Ma Loans"
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Burden One Liners
Which burden one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with burden? I can suggest the ones about baggage and carrying.
- What type of beasts of burden do weird farmers keep? Unorthodoxen.
- What do you call a bird that won't leave its cage to do its job? A burden
- What do you call a burden of a bookstore A liabilitirary
*say it out loud*
Comical Burden Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about burden you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean debt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make burden pranks.
A guy comes home from work and he is clearly upset.
His wife looks concerned and asks him what's wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to say anything.
Later, during dinner, he's just pushing his food around on his plate and staring out the window.
"Honey, what is it? I've never seen you like this before," the wife says.
"It's . . . nothing," he says. "I can't burden you with my problems. It wouldn't be fair."
"*Your* problems?" the wife says. "We are partners. We face everything together. Your problem is my problem. There is no I, just we. Now please, tell me, what is it?"
"Well," he says, looking up at her glumly. "we got our secretary pregnant and now she's suing us for support."
4 million of these people enter our country every year. They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hardworking Americans and our government is doing nothing to stop them, not to mention they're dirty and they smell bad. THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!
I really hate babies.
4 million of these people...
### 4 million of these people enter our country every year. They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hardworking Americans and our government is doing nothing to stop them, not to mention they're dirty and they smell bad. THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!
I really hate babies.
"Bill to ban shark fin harvesting", and "Bill to increase minimum wage" and "Bill to help ease the burden of Vets"...with all these good things happening, it makes me wonder...
...why did he wait so long?
Drains on society
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "You know, this past election year has really got me thinking. Did you know 4 million of these people enter our country each year? They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hard-working Americans and the government is doing nothing to stop them. Not to mention that they are dirty and they smell bad! They don't even speak English!!!" the guy rants to the bartender. "I hate babies."
A pious woman was possessed by a d**...
She went to her priest, desperate to relieve herself of this burden. After a few silent rituals, she was rid of the d**.... As she was exiting though, the priest extended his hand, signifying he was due payment. The woman replied, "Oh, but father, I have no money!"
She was repossessed.
Art of Living
Husband comes home from ART OF LIVING session
He greets his wife and lifts her and carries her around the house with a smile
Wife is so surprised and she asked:
Did guruji preach something about being romantic today?
Husband said:
No guruji told us that
"we must carry our burden and sorrow with smile"
