The Best 5 Buoys Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buoys jokes. There are some buoys sunk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buoys survivors puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buoys Jokes and Puns

Why do dogs float?

because they're good buoys

Why wasn't the giant squid terrorising ships last night?

He was too busy Kraken open a cold one with the buoys!

Why do dogs float in water?

Because they are good buoys.

Why do they put protection buoys on boats during docking?

To protect it from pier pressure.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buoys dinghy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buoys boats piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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