Buoyant Jokes

Funniest Buoyant Short Jokes

Short buoyant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buoyant humour may include short bouncy jokes also.

1. Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
2. science fact - did you know you can find the gender of an ant by putting it in water? If it sinks, girl ant.
   If it floats, buoyant.
3. How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? Drop the ant in a glass of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant.
   If it floats, it's buoyant.
4. Do you know how you can find out the gender of an ant? If you put it in the water and the ant sinks, it's a girl ant. However if it doesn't sink, it's buoyant.
5. How do you tell an ant's gender? Put it in water. If it sinks it's a female and if it floats it's a buoyant.
6. How can you tell male from female ants? Throw them in a bucket of water; if it floats, it's buoyant.
7. How do you know if an ant is male or female? Put it in water. If it sinks it's female. If it floats it's buoy-ant.
8. How do you tell if it's a girl ant or a boy ant? Put the ant in the water...
   If it sinks, it's a girl ant
   If it floats, it's a buoyant!
9. How do you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl ? You put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.
   Bye...I'm leaving rn.....
10. How can you tell the gender of an ant? You put them in water. If it floats, then it's buoyant.

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Buoyant One Liners

Which buoyant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buoyant? I can suggest the ones about inflatable and cheerful.

1. Why does a girl ant sink in water? Because she's not buoyant.
2. Why did the girl ant drown? Because she was not buoyant.
3. What do you call it when Freddie Mercury floats? Flam-buoyant
4. Why do gay people's loogies float? They're phlegm-buoyant
5. "it can't be female, it's not the queen!" Said Tom buoyantly.
6. What do you call a gay guy in a life raft, who happens to be on fire? Flame-buoyant!
7. I like my women like I like my olive oil... Healthy and buoyant.
8. Why do gay people float better in water? Because they are flam*buoyant*.

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Buoyant Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about buoyant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean uplifting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buoyant pranks.