The Best 13 Buoyancy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buoyancy jokes. There are some buoyancy defy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buoyancy geology puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buoyancy Jokes and Puns

I told my gf that i had a crush on beyonce!

And she said to me "Whatever floats your boat"

And i said "No that's **Buoyancy**"

My friend Dave drowned yesterday

his funeral is on Wednesday. I've made him a wreath in the shape of a buoyancy aid. It's what he would have wanted.

Me: I think I have a crush on Beyonce

Mate: Whatever floats your boat.

Me: No, that Buoyancy

Buoyancy joke, Me: I think I have a crush on Beyonce

Person 1: For the last time, it's not "reverse gravity", it's called BUOYANCY

Person 2: *shrugs* Whatever floats your boat

My friend always wants to talk about the scientific principle of buoyancy.

It's not interesting to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.


My physics teacher told me that even though I may feel down, that there's always an upside in life

So she pushed me into the pool and begun the lesson on buoyancy.

What happened to density's child was really sad...

They really hit rock bottom when buoyancy went solo.

Buoyancy joke, What happened to density's child was really sad...

Man 1: I like Beyonce....

Man 2: If it floats your boat

Man 1: No, that's buoyancy.

I have a weird fetish. Buoyancy

But whatever floats my boat

Did you hear about the object with a high buoyancy?

It came up.

My best mate told me he was totally into Beyonce.

I said "whatever floats your boat mate"

He said "No, thats buoyancy"

You can explore buoyancy buoy reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean buoyancy molecular dad jokes. There are also buoyancy puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Son: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: whatever floats your boat son.
Son: what floats your boat dad?
Dad: Buoyancy.

A couple of friends and I were discussing our turn-ons...

One of them says he has a serious buoyancy fetish.

Whatever floats his boat, I guess.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buoyancy concept jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buoyancy tangents piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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