Buoyancy Jokes
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I told my gf that i had a crush on beyonce!
And she said to me "Whatever floats your boat"
And i said "No that's **Buoyancy**"
My friend Dave drowned yesterday
his f**... is on Wednesday. I've made him a wreath in the shape of a buoyancy aid. It's what he would have wanted.
Me: I think I have a crush on Beyonce
Mate: Whatever floats your boat.
Me: No, that Buoyancy
I told my friend like Beyoncé
He said whatever floats your boat
I said, no that's buoyancy!
Person 1: For the last time, it's not "reverse gravity", it's called BUOYANCY
Person 2: *shrugs* Whatever floats your boat
My friend always wants to talk about the scientific principle of buoyancy.
It's not interesting to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
Me: I think I have a crush on Beyonce
Random person: Yeah whatever floats your boat.
Me: No, that's Buoyancy.
My physics teacher told me that even though I may feel down, that there's always an upside in life
So she pushed me into the pool and begun the lesson on buoyancy.
What happened to density's child was really sad...
They really hit rock bottom when buoyancy went solo.
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