The Best 61 Buns Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Buns jokes. There are some buns pretzel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buns slab puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Buns Jokes and Puns
I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when I realized...
I forgot a condiment.
Ketchup and rubber buns
DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns".
KID: Gotcha.
DAD: what did you buy at the store?
KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.
DAD: What did you have for dinner?
KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.
DAD: What do you do when an old lady crosses the street?
KID: Ketchup and rub....... HEY!
What's the difference between an American tourist in Mexico and a spanking?
A spanking rattles the buns, and an American tourist in Mexico battles the runs
What's the difference?
What's the difference between a McDonald's burger and a Priest.
Answer: none. They both put meat between two 10 year old buns..
On a whim, I bought a snake yesterday at the local pet store...
Last night, I attempted to feed it a freshly grilled hamburger.
Just the patty, no bread.
The thing is, he wouldn't eat it.
As it turns out,
my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, Hun.
Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?
In the seedy part of town
How do you find Ronald McDonald in a room full of naked clowns?
The Sesame Seeds on his buns.
(According to my father this is the first joke I ever told, around 5yo.)
I like old school music
Classics such as "The wheels on the bus" and "Hot cross buns" from music class
What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
What do McDonald's and a pedophile have in common?
They both stick their meat between seven-year-old buns.
Jared from Subway broke Subway's number one rule
He put old meat between fresh buns
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What's the similarities between a priest and McDonalds?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
I like my women like I like my hamburgers
With enriched white buns...
I was a baker when I was in the army.
When I went to war, I went in all buns glazing.
snake joke
A guy wearing a snake walks up to a hot dog stand and asks for a hot dog for his snake.The woman running the stand says they don't have any buns so it just would be the meat.He says that sorry My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.
What do Gay men have in the morning?
Sticky Buns! ;D
Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?
They're made out of dill dough.
What do Michael Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common?
They both stick their meat between 13yo buns.
On second thoughts, Jared Fogle and Subway are pretty similar.
I mean, both stick 38 year old meat into 10 year old buns.
My grandfather was a baker in the army...
...he went in all buns glazing.
Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank?
He came in with buns glazing.
What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast?
Synonym buns.
How do you pick up a baker?
You tell her that she has nice buns.
What did the cannibal order at the bakery?
Cinnamon buns.
How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
He's got sesame seed buns
Priests & McDonalds
What do they have in common?
They both put their meat in 10 year old buns
Subway is really upset about allegations concerning the meat in their subs...
They haven't been this worried about meat between buns since Jared was sentenced.
How do you smuggle a cheeseburger into prison?
Between 2 buns
2 Original depressed baker jokes
Did you hear about the depressed baker who threw himself into his own oven?
Colleagues said it was a final act of self-loafing.
Did you hear about the depressed baker who went on a killing spree?
Witnesses said he came out all buns glazing.
A guy with some cockroach-infested bread, an aptitude for puns, and a propensity for spoonerisms walks into a bar.
"I have the pest buns," he says to the barman.
Why did hamburger go to the gym?
To get better buns.
Why did the weightlifter order his burger without buns?
Because he wanted to get beefy
What does Michael Jackson and Burger King have in common?
50 year old meat between 8 year old buns.
How do you spot Ronald McDonald at a nudist colony?
He's the one with the sesame seed buns.
How do you identify Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?
His sesame seed buns.
(My grandma told me this one)
Did you hear about the new McDonald's burger?
It's called the McJackson, with a 45 year old piece of meat in between two 8 year old buns.
What'd you have for lunch?
Rubber buns and liquor.
What'd you have for dinner?
Rubber buns and liquor.
What'd do to your girlfriend?
Rubber buns and liquor.
Did you hear the one about the baker who dominated the pastry competition through determination and superior sugar content?
He went in all buns glazing.
How can you recognize Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
He's the only one with sesame seed buns!
Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
So it doesn't Hang Solow
How can you spot Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?
He has sesame seeds on his buns.
One day, Hot Dog Bun Boy came home from school...
His mother saw him come in looking pretty glum and asked, "What's the matter Hot Dog Bun Boy? Did something happen?"
Hot Dog Bun Boy replied, "I was in my history class and it's so frustrating that there are no lessons at all about Hot Dog Buns like us! It's so unfair!"
The mother came up to Hot Dog Bun Boy and gave him a consoling hug. She then said, "I know son, it's not fair. But in the end, history is written by the wieners."
My pet snake will only eat rabbits.
You might say my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.
I baked some synonym buns this morning
Just like grammar used to make.
I could really go for some synonym buns.
Just like the ones grammar used to make.
In honour of the new Michael Jackson documentary, McDonalds is issuing a new McJacko burger...
A fifty year old piece of meat between two ten year old buns.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
40 year old meat in 10 year old buns.
My wife can't figure out why my pet anaconda won't eat Bratwurst a la cart
I told her that my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
My great grandad was a baker in the army during WW1
Apparently he went in all buns glazing
I am a Latino pansexual with no regrets
Hot dog buns work ok, baguettes are good when they are hollowed out, and donuts were probably made for it.
So I don't know why my friend always is saying that I'm doing it wrong
What do you call bread jokes?
Buns
What do you call an antique comb used to make braids, buns, and Celtic knots passed from generation to generation
Hair loom.
Did you hear about the baker that accidentally backed into an open oven...?
His buns were toasted.
Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank?
He just burst in there, buns glazing!
Have you heard of the robbery at the donut store?
I heard that the robbers left with buns glazing
How do you find Ronald McDonald in the nudist camp?
He's the one with sesame seeds on his buns.
The Baker
I know a guy who's a baker in the army. He goes into battle all buns glazing.
Sorry sorry. Bad one.
"Hey, can I try feeding your snake?"
"Sure. His bread is in the pantry."
"Your snake eats... Bread?"
"My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns, hun."
Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns.
I replied, you mean just like the ones grammar used to make?
Why didn't the hamburger buns get along?
They always had beef between them.
Was grilling burgers and asked the wife if she wanted toasted buns
She said yes. I said, well go stand by a fire… I could just about hear the eye roll.
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