Buns Jokes

Funniest Buns Short Jokes

Short buns jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buns humour may include short man bun jokes also.

1. What did one hamburger bun say to the other hamburger bun? Nothing. They had beef between them.
2. Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight? There was bad beef between them
3. What is the difference between a sausage in a bun and pacman? One's a hotdog and the other's a dot hog.
4. I lost my job as a baker when I made a customer violently choke. It was my manager's fault for telling me to put my hair in a bun.
5. On second thoughts, Jared Fogle and Subway are pretty similar. I mean, both stick 38 year old meat into 10 year old buns.
6. The Baker I know a guy who's a baker in the army. He goes into battle all buns glazing.
   Sorry sorry. Bad one.
7. Was grilling burgers and asked the wife if she wanted toasted buns She said yes. I said, well go stand by a fire… I could just about hear the eye roll.
8. Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns. I replied, you mean just like the ones grammar used to make?
9. Did you hear about the two loaves of bread that fell in love? They decided to raise some dough, put a bun in the oven, and grow mold together.
10. Son: "Dad, what's the difference between a vegan and a vegetarian?" Dad: "Usually a man bun."

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Buns One Liners

Which buns one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buns? I can suggest the ones about bunny and bunny rabbit.

1. Why didn't the hamburger buns get along? They always had beef between them.
2. Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank? He came in with buns glazing.
3. My grandfather was a baker in the army... ...he went in all buns glazing.
4. I was a baker when I was in the army. When I went to war, I went in all buns glazing.
5. A dyslexic put a dinner roll on a chair before he sat down... It was a pad bun.
6. What does a baker says after cracking a wordplay joke? Bun intended
7. Got into a fight at Bunnings once It was a close one, but I beat him by 10%.
8. I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when I realized... I forgot a condiment.
9. Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank? He just burst in there, buns glazing!
10. I baked some synonym buns this morning Just like grammar used to make.
11. What do you call an angry rabbit in the desert? A hot cross bun.
12. What do Gay men have in the morning? Sticky Buns! ;D
13. What do McDonald's and priests have in common? 40 year old meat in 10 year old buns.
14. I could really go for some synonym buns. Just like the ones grammar used to make.
15. Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Hot Cross Buns Jokes

Here is a list of funny hot cross buns jokes and even better hot cross buns puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I like old school music Classics such as "The wheels on the bus" and "Hot cross buns" from music class
• What do you call a supermodel with an extremely large bottom who hasn't had her coffee yet? Hot Cross Buns
• What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven? A hot cross bun.

Cinnamon Buns Jokes

Here is a list of funny cinnamon buns jokes and even better cinnamon buns puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about Dwayne Johnson and the cinnamon bun? They say it's rock and roll.
• What did the cannibal order at the bakery? Cinnamon buns.
• Cottonballs is a great example of something I would buy but not want as a nickname. Cinnamon buns, however...
  Credit Dymitri Martin.

Cheerful Buns Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about buns you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean burger bun jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buns pranks.