Bunny Rabbit Jokes
58 bunny rabbit jokes and hilarious bunny rabbit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bunny rabbit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bunny Rabbit Short Jokes
Short bunny rabbit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bunny rabbit humour may include short bunny jokes also.
- Apparently, elton john owns a pygmy rabbit that is super hyper and runs all the time. It's a little, fit bunny.
- Had a rabbit that would come by every morning. I'd leave a bit of food for him. But he stopped coming one day. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.
- What's the difference between a clown and an athletic rabbit? One is a little bit funny and the other is a little fit bunny
- What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
- Did you hear Elton John brought his pet rabbit to the gym with him recently? It's a little fit bunny…
- I can't find my pet rabbit anywhere, I think my buddy Mitchell took it. Mitch better have my bunny.
- Did you hear about the frog that was raised by bunnies? All it can say is "rabbit".
- Bad money What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny. - Three swedes found mysterious tracks from the forest "It is a bunny." Said the first
"It is a rabbit." Said the second
the third one bowed to look and a train ran over him. - What do you call a rabbit that is closer to the sunrise than you? An East-er bunny
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Bunny Rabbit One Liners
Which bunny rabbit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bunny rabbit? I can suggest the ones about bugs bunny and easter bunny.
- Elton John bought his pet rabbit to the gym... "It's a little fit bunny...."
- Apparently Elton John has a personal trainer for his rabbit… It's a little fit bunny
- What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes on the first day of spring? A funny bunny!
- Elton John got a treadmill for his pet rabbit It's a little fit bunny
- What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect? Bugs Bunny
- 3 months ago, Senator McConnell took my rabbit. Mitch better have my bunny.
- Elton John found a baby rabbit at the gym the other day. It's a little fit bunny...
- What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit? A bunny ribbit
- Did you see the treadmill Elton John got for his rabbit? "It's a little fit bunny..."
- What do you call a snuggly rabbit? Hugs Bunny
- What did Elton John say when he saw a muscular rabbit? It's a little fit bunny…
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny...
Happy Easter - Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit. It's a little fit bunny.
- what do you get when you cross a rabbit and an ant? Bugs Bunny.
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? ... Bugs bunny
Happy Bunny Rabbit Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about bunny rabbit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bunny hop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bunny rabbit pranks.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?"
Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?
With lots of hops!
What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?
"Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."
What does a bunny do to a bank?
Rabbit
A bunny...
It used to be a bunny, but after the dog with rabies bit it, it's rabbit.
*I'll just grab my coat and show myself out now...I know I almost nailed it. Just a hare short of a great joke*
What kind of rabbit makes bread and beer?
A yeaster bunny.
What do you get when you throw a rabbit into your oven during Easter?
A hot cross bunny
Instead of dressing up as the Energizer Bunny for Halloween, this year I'm going to be the Crack Rabbit.
What do you get when you pour very hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
What do rabbits use to make beer?
Bunny hops
Mommy and Daddy rabbit were enjoying a splendid afternoon in the woods.
Suddenly, the sound of hunting dogs shattered their idyllic time together. They ran for their lives. The dogs were relentless. Finally the two terrified bunnies took shelter in a hollow log. The dogs had them trapped. The situation seemed hopeless.
Daddy looked at Mommy and said "Well, we'll just have to outnumber them."
A new mutant is trying to join the X-Men.
To join, he must complete an interview with Professor X.
"What's your superpower?" asks Professor X.
"I can pull a rabbit out of my hat!" says the young man. He takes off his hat, and pulls out a fluffy white rabbit.
Professor X gets up, walks over, and examines the rabbit carefully. It's an ordinary bunny.
"That's not a superpower, that's just a s**... magic trick!" says Professor X. "Stop wasting my time!"
"Ah, but that's not my real power!" says the man. "My real power is curing disabilities!"
Best name for a serial-m**... rabbit
Ted Bunny
