The Best 35 Bunny Rabbit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bunny Rabbit jokes. There are some bunny rabbit jackrabbit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bunny rabbit rabbit rabbit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bunny Rabbit Jokes and Puns

Elton John bought his pet rabbit to the gym...

"It's a little fit bunny...."

Had a rabbit that would come by every morning. I'd leave a bit of food for him. But he stopped coming one day.

Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.

What's the difference between a clown and an athletic rabbit?

One is a little bit funny and the other is a little fit bunny

Elton John got a treadmill for his pet rabbit

It's a little fit bunny

What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect?

Bugs Bunny


Elton John found a baby rabbit at the gym the other day.

It's a little fit bunny...

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A bunny ribbit

Did you see the treadmill Elton John got for his rabbit?

"It's a little fit bunny..."

What do you call a snuggly rabbit?

Hugs Bunny

Mommy and Daddy rabbit were enjoying a splendid afternoon in the woods.

Suddenly, the sound of hunting dogs shattered their idyllic time together. They ran for their lives. The dogs were relentless. Finally the two terrified bunnies took shelter in a hollow log. The dogs had them trapped. The situation seemed hopeless.
Daddy looked at Mommy and said "Well, we'll just have to outnumber them."

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny...

Happy Easter

Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.

It's a little fit bunny.

what do you get when you cross a rabbit and an ant?

Bugs Bunny.

Did you hear Elton John brought his pet rabbit to the gym with him recently?

It's a little fit bunny…

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

... Bugs bunny

I can't find my pet rabbit anywhere, I think my buddy Mitchell took it.

Mitch better have my bunny.

Did you hear about the frog that was raised by bunnies?

All it can say is "rabbit".

Bad money

What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.


Three swedes found mysterious tracks from the forest

"It is a bunny." Said the first

"It is a rabbit." Said the second

the third one bowed to look and a train ran over him.

What do you call a rabbit that is closer to the sunrise than you?

An East-er bunny

What do you get when you pour very hot water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny.

What do rabbits use to make beer?

Bunny hops

What do you get when you throw a rabbit into your oven during Easter?

A hot cross bunny

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

A bunny...

It used to be a bunny, but after the dog with rabies bit it, it's rabbit.

*I'll just grab my coat and show myself out now...I know I almost nailed it. Just a hare short of a great joke*

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

What kind of rabbit makes bread and beer?

A yeaster bunny.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What does a rabbit use to make his beer?

Bunny hops!!

Just came up with this this afternoon so © carteelith777 2018

The reason that nobody has ever seen the Easter bunny is because they're looking for a rabbit. The Easter bunny is a marsupial, it has to be. Its a mammal that lays eggs.

What did the frog say to its bunny neighbor?

....rabbit...

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