The Best 59 Bunny Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bunny jokes. There are some bunny doll jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bunny bugs bunny puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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As a child my parents used to tell me about the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Santa

I dont believe in those stories anymore, thank GOD

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, but do you thell baby bunnieth?".

The pet store owner smiles and says, "Why, yes, sweetheart! We sell all kinds of baby bunnies. Now... what kind of baby bunny would you like? Would you like a baby grey bunny? Or a baby white bunny? Or would you prefer a pretty brown bunny?"

The little girl replies, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

The Energizer bunny was just releases from prison.

He was charged with battery.

. . .

Bunny joke, The Energizer bunny was just releases from prison.

what do you get when you cross a rabbit and an ant?

Bugs Bunny.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!


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A little girl walks into a pet shop. She asks the owner for a bunny, to which he responds "what kind of bunny would you like? A cute black one, an adorable brown one or perhaps a sweet little white one?"

The girl looks at the owner and answers: "I don't think my python really cares..."

A tour bus is traveling through Nevada...

it briefly passes by the Bunny Ranch in Carson City.

The guide notes, "We are now passing the largest house of legal prostitution in America"

A man in the back shouts, "WHY?!?"

Bunny joke, A tour bus is traveling through Nevada...

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

The Energizer Bunny was found dead today from sexual exhaustion

His battery was put in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming.

Little Johnny's dad asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees...

Little Johnny claps his hands over his ears and says, "I don't wanna hear anymore! First you tell me there's no Santa Claus, and then there's no Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy either. If you're about to tell me grown ups don't have sex, I got nothin' to believe in anymore!"

An old Yiddish man goes to the Bunny Ranch.

He says to the madam, "I'm looking for a girl who knows how to do it the Jewish way."

One of girls walks over to him and says, "I'm new here, and I want to learn how to do everything, so if you'll teach me how to do it the Jewish way, I'll give it to you for half price."

The man exclaims, "THAT's the Jewish way!"

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Ever wonder why you don't see the energizer bunny anymore?

He got arrested for battery.

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray...

(Ill see myself out)

Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny?

A judge charged him with battery.

Little Johnny and the Birds and the Bees

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asks what's wrong.

"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."

Bunny joke, Little Johnny and the Birds and the Bees

Had a rabbit that would come by every morning. I'd leave a bit of food for him. But he stopped coming one day.

Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.

I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

Well now that I'm older I don't fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.

What did bugs bunny save his word processing as?

Whats up.doc


What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler?

Just the Rottweiler.

What type of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?

24 carrot

My girlfriend complained about her new bunny misbehaving

I said "just give her some thyme".

I gave the pet store $20

Mitch better have my bunny

A little boy is crying, because his pet bunny died...

his mother asks: How does it come you are crying much more now than when your grandma died?
little boy:I didnt have to pay for her with my allowance.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A bunny ribbit

I got a baby bunny today.

I had to swerve pretty hard to do it, but I got him!

Energizer Bunny Arrested

Charged with battery.

What do you call a towel used by a bunny?

A hare dryer!

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to jail?

because he was charged with battery

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny...

Happy Easter

Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy?

The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.

What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect?

Bugs Bunny

What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?

One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

The energiser bunny was arrested today

He was charged with battery

When I was a kid, my parents fed me a lot of bullshit, like believing in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. But I finally started thinking for myself and realized it was all wishful thinking.

Thank you Jesus!

When I was a kid, I used to believe in such nonsense as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny.

Now that I've grown older, I don't believe in that rubbish anymore, thank God.

Why did the bunny work in the brewery?

he knew a lot about hops

A little girl walk into a pet shop...

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks for a bunny. The worker says the fluffy white one or the fluffy brown one ? The girl then says, I don't think my python really cares.

Breaking News: Energizer Bunny Arrested

Charged with battery

Both of my parents died in a car crash when I was a kid.

Not only did I lose my parents, but Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny all forgot about me that year too.

Did you hear the awful news? The energizer bunny died of sexual malfunction.

Someone put the battery in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming and coming.

3 months ago, Senator McConnell took my rabbit.

Mitch better have my bunny.

Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.

It's a little fit bunny.

Elton John got a treadmill for his pet rabbit

It's a little fit bunny

Father calls little Johnny over to give him the birds and the bees talk...

Johnny starts crying uncontrollably the moment he says this.

"Whats wrong? I haven't even told you anything yet!" the surprised father asks.

Little Johnny tries to talk through the tears:

"Two years ago, you wanted to talk about Easter bunny, then told me he wasn't real...

Then last year you wanted to talk about Santa, and told me he isn't real either...

If now you tell me sex isn't real, I have nothing left to live for!"

What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise?

What's up Spock?

What do you call a bunny that steals?

A Grabbit

A little girl goes to the pet store

She ask the owner of the store if he has any bunnies.

Well sure sweetie! He says and takes her to where the bunnies are, I have a few different bunnies I have this white one with floppy ears, or this fluffy little brown one, or I even have this cute one with black spots! What kind of bunny did you have in mind?

So the little girl looks over the bunnies and then back to the pet store owner and replies, quite frankly mister I don't think my snake gives a damn.

Elton John found a baby rabbit at the gym the other day.

It's a little fit bunny...

What do you call a snuggly rabbit?

Hugs Bunny

Why did the energizer bunny go to jail

He was charged with battery

What's the difference between a clown and an athletic rabbit?

One is a little bit funny and the other is a little fit bunny

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to jail?

He was charged with Battery

I know...it's bad...but it had to be shared.

I can't find my pet rabbit anywhere, I think my buddy Mitchell took it.

Mitch better have my bunny.

Why was the Energizer Bunny thrown in jail?

Because he was charged with battery.

Elton John bought his pet rabbit to the gym...

"It's a little fit bunny...."

Bugs Bunny won't accept any files through WeTransfer or Google Drive

The only way to send him something is as a Whatsapp Doc

Did you see the treadmill Elton John got for his rabbit?

"It's a little fit bunny..."

Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny was arrested last week?

Yeah it's crazy. He was charged with battery.

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