Bunny Jokes
170 bunny jokes and hilarious bunny puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about bunny that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh with your family and friends this Easter when you tell them these bunny jokes! From cuddly wabbits to Easter egg hunts, these jokes are sure to bring plenty of laughs and smiles to your holiday celebration.
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Funniest Bunny Short Jokes
Short bunny jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bunny humour may include short buns jokes also.
- I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I'm older I don't fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
- What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot? One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
- Apparently, elton john owns a pygmy rabbit that is super hyper and runs all the time. It's a little, fit bunny.
- Had a rabbit that would come by every morning. I'd leave a bit of food for him. But he stopped coming one day. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.
- What does a bunny say when it hops into a garden on the spring equinox? "Lettuce celebrate spring!"
- What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming.
- How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up? He uses Hare Spray...
(Ill see myself out) - What's the difference between a clown and an athletic rabbit? One is a little bit funny and the other is a little fit bunny
- Bugs Bunny won't accept any files through WeTransfer or Google Drive The only way to send him something is as a Whatsapp Doc
- What do you call a snuggly rabbit? Hugs Bunny
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Bunny One Liners
Which bunny one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bunny? I can suggest the ones about rabbit hare and bear and rabbit.
- Elton John bought his pet rabbit to the gym... "It's a little fit bunny...."
- What do you get when you cross a bunny with a rottweiler? A rottweiler.
- What do you call a towel used by a bunny? A hare dryer!
- Why was the Energizer Bunny thrown in jail? Because he was charged with battery.
- I got a baby bunny today. I had to swerve pretty hard to do it, but I got him!
- What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes on the first day of spring? A funny bunny!
- What do you call a bunny in a kilt? A hopscotch
- Why did the bunny work in the brewery? he knew a lot about hops
- What did bugs bunny save his word processing as? Whats up.doc
- What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect? Bugs Bunny
- 3 months ago, Senator McConnell took my rabbit. Mitch better have my bunny.
- What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
- Breaking News: Energizer Bunny Arrested Charged with battery
- I gave the pet store $20 Mitch better have my bunny
- What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit? A bunny ribbit
Easter Bunny Jokes
Here is a list of funny easter bunny jokes and even better easter bunny puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy? The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.
- What type of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 24 carrot
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny...
Happy Easter - What does the Easter Bunny listen to while hiding eggs? Hip hop.
- Why did Donald Trump lock down the White House when the Easter Bunny was escaping? because his hare is almost gone.
- What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny? About a quarter inch of chocolate
- My seven year old figured out Easter this year He said The Easter Bunny isn't real dad. It's really a man dressed as a bunny that hides eggs in your house
- How do things come out of the Easter Bunny? With rear eggularity.
- Easter Kids' Joke Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?
(In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose"
-Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend - Why does the Easter Bunny drink IPAs? He loves the hops.
Bunny Rabbit Jokes
Here is a list of funny bunny rabbit jokes and even better bunny rabbit puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I can't find my pet rabbit anywhere, I think my buddy Mitchell took it. Mitch better have my bunny.
- Did you hear about the frog that was raised by bunnies? All it can say is "rabbit".
- Bad money What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny. - Three swedes found mysterious tracks from the forest "It is a bunny." Said the first
"It is a rabbit." Said the second
the third one bowed to look and a train ran over him. - What do you call a rabbit that is closer to the sunrise than you? An East-er bunny
- What do you get when you pour very hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
- What do you get when you throw a rabbit into your oven during Easter? A hot cross bunny
- What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny. - A bunny... It used to be a bunny, but after the dog with rabies bit it, it's rabbit.
*I'll just grab my coat and show myself out now...I know I almost nailed it. Just a hare short of a great joke* - What does a bunny do to a bank? Rabbit
Energizer Bunny Jokes
Here is a list of funny energizer bunny jokes and even better energizer bunny puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The Energizer bunny got arrested today! He was arrested for battery.
This was a joke I posted on Facebook 7 years ago. - Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny was arrested? It's ok; he wasn't charged.
- If you're attacked by the Energizer Bunny... ...is he charged with battery?
- The Energizer bunny was arrested for battery... It was awful. It took 5 cops to pull him off his wife. He just kept going, and going, and going....
- Why don't you ever hear about the Energizer bunny's dad? Because one night he went out for cigarettes and just kept going and going and going
- What is it called when The Energizer Bunny punches someone? Battery
- Instead of dressing up as the Energizer Bunny for Halloween, this year I'm going to be the Crack Rabbit.
- The Energizer bunny finally died last night... Someone put his battery in backwards; he kept coming, and coming, and coming.
- The Energizer Bunny stole the Morton's girl umbrella. It was assault with battery!
- Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Bunny Hop Jokes
Here is a list of funny bunny hop jokes and even better bunny hop puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do an angry bunny and a pro basketball player have in common? Mad hops.
- What's the Easter Bunny's favorite type of music? Hip Hop!
- Why do alcoholic bunnies love Xmas? It's the hop, hopsiest season of all...
- Why did the the bunny get searched by the police? It was acting like it was all hopped up on something.
- Where do bunnies go to get their eyesight checked? The hop-tician!
- Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO? Because they're always bunny-hopping.
- Why did the bunny hop to a T-Mobile store? ...because it wanted to join JUMP! On Demand.
- Why didn't the bunny hop? No bunny knows... :(
Playful Bunny Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about bunny you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rabbit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bunny pranks.
What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?
He wasn't koalafied!
Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?
Because he put in a little extra clovertime.
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All the forest animals are having a big car show..
..shining their rims, getting ready to put their cars on display for the forest folk to see. The bunny is hopping along half drunk and stumbles into the clearing.
"WHOAAHhh bear, that's a sweet lambo, how did you ever afford it?"
"Well bunny, i'm not an alcoholic like you" replies the bear.
The bunny takes another sip of his stashed mickey and hops with his face into the rims of a Ferrari.
"Woaahh Fox, how on earth did you afford this!"
The Fox, grabbing a towel out of its back pocket gives the bunny a dirty look and mutters "I don't spend every acorn i earn on booze.."
The bunny, amazed, takes another swig of v**... and hops his way back into the woods.
As everyone is adding the finishing touches to their rides, ready to open the show to the public, a helicopter lands in the middle of it all with the bunny in the pilot seat. He barely makes two hops and throws up.
"Wow bunny.. how on earth did you ever manage to afford that?!" the amazed onlookers exclaim.
" *hic*.. turned in my empties"
A tour bus is traveling through Nevada...
it briefly passes by the Bunny Ranch in Carson City.
The guide notes, "We are now passing the largest house of legal prostitution in America"
A man in the back shouts, "WHY?!?"
I'm using my computer to write an essay about Bugs Bunny.
The filename is whatsup.doc
What is springy and springy?
the Easter Bunny
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The Energizer Bunny was found dead today from s**... exhaustion
His battery was put in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming.
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Little Johnny's dad asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees...
Little Johnny claps his hands over his ears and says, "I don't wanna hear anymore! First you tell me there's no Santa Claus, and then there's no Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy either. If you're about to tell me grown ups don't have s**..., I got nothin' to believe in anymore!"
An old Yiddish man goes to the Bunny Ranch.
He says to the madam, "I'm looking for a girl who knows how to do it the Jewish way."
One of girls walks over to him and says, "I'm new here, and I want to learn how to do everything, so if you'll teach me how to do it the Jewish way, I'll give it to you for half price."
The man exclaims, "THAT's the Jewish way!"
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A dumb blonde, smart blonde, and the Easter Bunny are walking down the street. There is a $100 bill on the ground. Who picks it up?
The dumb blonde. The other two are imaginary.
Pros and Cons of Easter
Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside.
Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same.
With Easter coming up
With Easter coming up it has me wondering. Is the Easter bunny a shell for big egg?
What do you call a molecule with the structure bunny-O-bunny?
An Ether Bunny!
Bugs Bunny goes to the doctors
and the doctor sees him on his phone and asks him, "What are you doing on your phone?"
Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."
What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?
"Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."
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A dumb blond, a smart blonde, and the easter bunny all jump off a cliff. Who lands first?
The dumb blonde. The smart blonde and easter bunny don't exist.
What did the Duracell Bunny get arrested for?
Assault and battery
What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?
Something punny.
What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?
It may contain viruses.
Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug's Bunny eat snickers bars?
Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!
I was in an elevator with the Easter bunny yesterday
It was a hare raising experience.
What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?
"Don't you want some bunny to love"
Easter Kids' Joke 2
What do you call a brown bunny that comes a day after Easter?
Choco-late.
What comes out of the mating of a donkey and a bunny?
the bunny's eyes
What do you call a bald girl whose bunny and parents just died?
A hairless hareless heiress.
A Priest, a Horse, Little Johnny, and the Easter Bunny Walk Into a Bar
The poor bartender doesn't know what to say.
I think beliefs are the core of humanity...
But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.
RIP Bugs Bunny
Attempts to reanimate him failed.
What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?
You grabbit.
What do you call a lying bunny?
A haretic
Bugs Bunny at the airport
"Eh, what's up Doc?"
Have you heard that Duracell bunny is in jail?
They say he was charged with battery
Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs?
He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing around with a chicken.
(It's the only Easter joke that I know)
Easter Joke - Why does a bunny give us chocolate eggs?
He-stirs things up a bit, don't you think?
What kind of rabbit makes bread and beer?
A yeaster bunny.
My girlfriend complained about her new bunny misbehaving
I said "just give her some thyme".
A little boy is crying, because his pet bunny died...
his mother asks: How does it come you are crying much more now than when your grandma died?
little boy:I didnt have to pay for her with my allowance.
Why is the Easter bunny the poorest animal in the world?
He carries his tail behind, has to hide his eggs and can only come once a year.
Why can't bugs bunny drive anymore?
Because he's got car rot.
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Three men going skiing
Three men go on a skiing trip, but when they get to the HOTEL they find out that the hotel have mucked up their rooms and they have to share one big bed. When they wake up the guy on the left says I had the most fabulous dream last night that I was getting a h**... from a smoking hot snow bunny, and then the guy on the right goes thats strange O had the same dream I was getting a h**... from my s**... ski instructor . Then the guy in the middle goes well thats strange because I had a dream I was skiing!
Joke my four year old just came up with. How do you put a baby bunny to sleep in a cradle?
A mushroom!
Hey may not be the funniest, but at least it's original!
What do you call a bunny that sings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
Mary Hoppins
By the way, not to brag, but I got that spelling right without Googling
A warning to the Easter Bunny:
Don't put all your eggs in one basket!
My kid said I was like the Easter Bunny
He stopped believing in me years ago
I just got a Bunny from the pet store today, and it already ran away.
I'm suffering from rapid hare loss!
What did the frog say to its bunny neighbor?
....rabbit...
What did the rich bunny grow in her garden?
Gold Karats
Do you remember when you were young and you believed things that weren't true?
Like Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, that you're parents were happy together...
The reason that nobody has ever seen the Easter bunny is because they're looking for a rabbit. The Easter bunny is a marsupial, it has to be. Its a mammal that lays eggs.
An electrical bunny was arrested
It was charged with battery
