Bunny Ears Jokes
5 bunny ears jokes and hilarious bunny ears puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bunny ears that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A little girl goes to the pet store
She ask the owner of the store if he has any bunnies.
Well sure sweetie! He says and takes her to where the bunnies are, I have a few different bunnies I have this white one with floppy ears, or this fluffy little brown one, or I even have this cute one with black spots! What kind of bunny did you have in mind?
So the little girl looks over the bunnies and then back to the pet store owner and replies, quite frankly mister I don't think my snake gives a d**....
Little Johnny's dad asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees...
Little Johnny claps his hands over his ears and says, "I don't wanna hear anymore! First you tell me there's no Santa Claus, and then there's no Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy either. If you're about to tell me grown ups don't have s**..., I got nothin' to believe in anymore!"
How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?
He uses Hare Spray...
(Ill see myself out)
A man tells his colleague about his day at the zoo.
Colleague: What animals did you see there?
Man: You know, the one with the pocket that can jump really far.
Colleague: A kangaroo?
Man: That's right, a dangerou.
Colleague: Okay... what else did you see?
Man: You know the fluffy one with the big ears?
Colleague: A bunny?
Man: No, it was a dangerou.
Colleague: Okay... Uh, anything else?
Man: Oh yes, the big grey one with the trunk?
Colleague: An elephant?
Man: No, a dangerou.
Colleague: All the animals can't have been "dangerous"?
Man: No, it said on a sign "All animals are dangerous".
What do you call a possum wearing rabbit ears?
An Alabama Easter Bunny!
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