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All the forest animals are having a big car show..

..shining their rims, getting ready to put their cars on display for the forest folk to see. The bunny is hopping along half drunk and stumbles into the clearing.

"WHOAAHhh bear, that's a sweet lambo, how did you ever afford it?"

"Well bunny, i'm not an alcoholic like you" replies the bear.

The bunny takes another sip of his stashed mickey and hops with his face into the rims of a Ferrari.

"Woaahh Fox, how on earth did you afford this!"

The Fox, grabbing a towel out of its back pocket gives the bunny a dirty look and mutters "I don't spend every acorn i earn on booze.."

The bunny, amazed, takes another swig of vodka and hops his way back into the woods.

As everyone is adding the finishing touches to their rides, ready to open the show to the public, a helicopter lands in the middle of it all with the bunny in the pilot seat. He barely makes two hops and throws up.

"Wow bunny.. how on earth did you ever manage to afford that?!" the amazed onlookers exclaim.

" *hic*.. turned in my empties"


Famine in the forest

There was a huge famine in the forest, the animals were starving and they were desperate. One day, as the Bunny was walking down a path, he found a big basket of beautiful, large eggs right in the middle of the road. He counted the eggs: there were 20 of them! He was so happy! But there was no way he could have cooked more than one egg in his tiny bunny pan. So he headed towards the Bears' house to borrow his pan.

As he went down the road, he thought: "with this famine going on, the Bear will certainly want some of the eggs in exchange for his pan. Oh that's fair, even if he wants 5 eggs I'll still have 15!"

"But what If he will want 10?" he thought. "That's alright, 10 eggs will be enough for me."

As he was getting closer to the Bears' house he kept worrying: "what if he wants 15? But what if he wants all of them!?!?"

He knocked on the Bear's door. The Bear opened the door and the Bunny yelled:

"Hey, Bear, you know what!?! Fuck you and your damned pan!!!"


Bear and Bunny

One day, a bear and a bunny are fighting. A genie appeared before them and said I will offer you each three wishes if you stop fighting. They both agreed.
For the first wish, the bear wanted all of the bears in his forest except for him to be female. The bunny asked for a motorcycle.
For the second wish, the bear wanted all of the bears in the country except for him to be female. The bunny asked for a helmet.
For the third wish, the bear wanted all of the bears in the world except for him to be female. The genie gave him a look. The bunny started his motorcycle and put on his helmet and said "I want...that bear to be gay" and he drove off.


Lil' bear was having a birthday party..

And his daddy bear said to everyone in the forest to bring some nice gifts or else he's going to beat them with his big dick, all over their backs, no exceptions. First guest was wolf, bringing an xbox. The bears greeted him and he was seated. So was the fox bringing an iphone. But then comes the rabbit with an apple. They started beating him with their dicks and in the middle of the beating the bunny started laughing like crazy. The bears asked him : "are you insane, why are you laughing in the middle of pain?" on which he replied : "well here comes the hedgehog bringing a strawberry"


A bear and a bunny...

Are shitting in the woods. The bear asks the bunny: "Do you find that shit sticks to your fur?"

The bunny says, "No, why?"

So the bear picks up the bunny and wipes his ass.


A bear and a rabbit...

...happen to find themselves taking a shit beside each other in the woods. When the askwardness wears off, the bear strikes up a bit of conversation with the bunny. "Say," he says, "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
"No," says the rabbit.
"Great," says the bear, and picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.


The fur problem

A bear and a bunny are sitting in a forest taking a shit. The bear leans over to the bunny and says "Do you ever have the problem of shit sticking to your fur"?
The bunny says "No".
So the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his ass with it.


A bear in the woods is taking a crap as a bunny hops by,

The bear asks the bunny, "have you ever had a problem with crap getting stuck on your fur after taking a dump like I do?" The bunny says, "no, never have". The bear replies "well you do now!" As he grabbed the bunny and wiped his ass.


Black guys who date fatass white bitches will be like "man i love snow bunnies". In all reality you just dating a polar bear man sit down.


A bear is chasing a bunny when all of a sudden a djinni appears and grants them each three wishes.

The bear, being very selfish, wishes that all the bears in his forest were female and instantly it is done. Then the bunny wishes he had a lifetime supply of carrots in his backyard. For his next turn, the bear wishes that all the other bears in his entire nation were female. The bunny wishes for a motorcycle. Finally on the last wish, the bear wishes that all the other bears on the whole earth were female. The bunny wishes that the bear was gay and rides home on his motorcycle.


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