The pet store owner smiles and says, "Why, yes, sweetheart! We sell all kinds of baby bunnies. Now... what kind of baby bunny would you like? Would you like a baby grey bunny? Or a baby white bunny? Or would you prefer a pretty brown bunny?"
The little girl replies, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
and tells the doctor the night before he met a woman half his age. She started flirting with him, and one thing led to another. He went back to her place, he got instantly hard, and they screwed like bunnies for 4 hours.
The doctor asks, "So what's wrong?". Guy responds, "Nothing's wrong."
The doctor says, "So why are you telling this to me?".
Guy says, "Telling you - I'm telling everybody!!!"
he runs out of the lab and joins some other bunnies in the field behind the building.
"hey there!" one of the bunnies says. "are you from the lab?"
"yeah. I'm from the lab"
"then you have a lot to learn about being a bunny" one of the other bunnies says.
he teaches the young bunny about how to eat carrots, hop, and etc.
"So, new friend, do you want to stay with us?" the wild bunnies chorus
"I'm sorry, but I have to go back. I'm dying for a cigarette!"
One deals with tarot cards while the other deals with carrot tards.
All it can say is "rabbit".
Cause you've never seen any bunnies with glasses
Hot cross bunnies.
"Draw bunnies on your head, from a distance they look like hares"
A receding hare line.
Cause beer is made with hops.
The results would be a little lop-sided.
Bunnies squirm too much.
It turned out very hoppy.
Xbox: We have a new console with tons of good specs, VR support, and a badass name.
Sony: We have Kojima, God of War, Crash Bandicoot, and Spider-Man
Nintendo: We have plumbers and bunnies.
They got their bunnies for nothing and their chicks for free.
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