The Best 24 Bunnies Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Bunnies jokes. There are some bunnies pithy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bunnies easter bunny puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Bunnies Jokes and Puns
A little girl goes to the pet store
She ask the owner of the store if he has any bunnies.
Well sure sweetie! He says and takes her to where the bunnies are, I have a few different bunnies I have this white one with floppy ears, or this fluffy little brown one, or I even have this cute one with black spots! What kind of bunny did you have in mind?
So the little girl looks over the bunnies and then back to the pet store owner and replies, quite frankly mister I don't think my snake gives a damn.
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, but do you thell baby bunnieth?".
The pet store owner smiles and says, "Why, yes, sweetheart! We sell all kinds of baby bunnies. Now... what kind of baby bunny would you like? Would you like a baby grey bunny? Or a baby white bunny? Or would you prefer a pretty brown bunny?"
The little girl replies, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
What do you call a row of bunnies going backwards?
A receding hare line.
70 year old man goes to his doctor
and tells the doctor the night before he met a woman half his age. She started flirting with him, and one thing led to another. He went back to her place, he got instantly hard, and they screwed like bunnies for 4 hours.
The doctor asks, "So what's wrong?". Guy responds, "Nothing's wrong."
The doctor says, "So why are you telling this to me?".
Guy says, "Telling you - I'm telling everybody!!!"
What do you call one hundred bunnies walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
Mommy and Daddy rabbit were enjoying a splendid afternoon in the woods.
Suddenly, the sound of hunting dogs shattered their idyllic time together. They ran for their lives. The dogs were relentless. Finally the two terrified bunnies took shelter in a hollow log. The dogs had them trapped. The situation seemed hopeless.
Daddy looked at Mommy and said "Well, we'll just have to outnumber them."
What's the difference between a fortune teller and a farmer with retarded bunnies
One deals with tarot cards while the other deals with carrot tards.
Did you hear about the frog that was raised by bunnies?
All it can say is "rabbit".
How do you know carrots improve your vision?
Cause you've never seen any bunnies with glasses
What do you get when you pour very hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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My dads solution to being bald
"Draw bunnies on your head, from a distance they look like hares"
What are four hundred Easter bunnies hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
Why are bunnies so good at brewing?
Cause beer is made with hops.
If you asked everyone in the world whether they preferred bunnies or rats
The results would be a little lop-sided.
Why did the Dire Straights have so many Easter decorations?
They got their bunnies for nothing and their chicks for free.
E3 2017
Xbox: We have a new console with tons of good specs, VR support, and a badass name.
Sony: We have Kojima, God of War, Crash Bandicoot, and Spider-Man
Nintendo: We have plumbers and bunnies.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Bunnies squirm too much.
The other day I made some beer with a bunch of bunnies.
It turned out very hoppy.
Why do alcoholic bunnies love Xmas?
It's the hop, hopsiest season of all...
I was attacked by wild bunnies who bit me 8 times
Luckily the doctor who helped me only charged me for one byte
What animal SHOULD be scared of vacuum cleaners?
Dust bunnies.
What do you call two bunnies that visit all the taverns downtown?
Bar hoppers
Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs?
He doesn't want the other bunnies to know he's been sleeping with the chickens.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bunnies fluffy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working bunnies bunny and the bear piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.