Bunnies Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, but do you thell baby bunnieth?".

The pet store owner smiles and says, "Why, yes, sweetheart! We sell all kinds of baby bunnies. Now... what kind of baby bunny would you like? Would you like a baby grey bunny? Or a baby white bunny? Or would you prefer a pretty brown bunny?"

The little girl replies, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

70 year old man goes to his doctor

and tells the doctor the night before he met a woman half his age. She started flirting with him, and one thing led to another. He went back to her place, he got instantly hard, and they screwed like bunnies for 4 hours.

The doctor asks, "So what's wrong?". Guy responds, "Nothing's wrong."

The doctor says, "So why are you telling this to me?".

Guy says, "Telling you - I'm telling everybody!!!"

A bunny escapes from a research facility

he runs out of the lab and joins some other bunnies in the field behind the building.

"hey there!" one of the bunnies says. "are you from the lab?"

"yeah. I'm from the lab"

"then you have a lot to learn about being a bunny" one of the other bunnies says.

he teaches the young bunny about how to eat carrots, hop, and etc.

"So, new friend, do you want to stay with us?" the wild bunnies chorus

"I'm sorry, but I have to go back. I'm dying for a cigarette!"

What's the difference between a fortune teller and a farmer with retarded bunnies

One deals with tarot cards while the other deals with carrot tards.

Did you hear about the frog that was raised by bunnies?

All it can say is "rabbit".

How do you know carrots improve your vision?

Cause you've never seen any bunnies with glasses

What do you get when you pour very hot water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

My dads solution to being bald

"Draw bunnies on your head, from a distance they look like hares"

What are four hundred Easter bunnies hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

If you asked everyone in the world whether they preferred bunnies or rats

The results would be a little lop-sided.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

The other day I made some beer with a bunch of bunnies.

It turned out very hoppy.

E3 2017

Xbox: We have a new console with tons of good specs, VR support, and a badass name.

Sony: We have Kojima, God of War, Crash Bandicoot, and Spider-Man

Nintendo: We have plumbers and bunnies.

Why did the Dire Straights have so many Easter decorations?

They got their bunnies for nothing and their chicks for free.

What are the funniest bunnies jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Bunnies? Well, here are the best Bunnies puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Bunnies pick up lines to share with friends.


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