The Best 2 Bunkbed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bunkbed jokes. There are some bunkbed bottom jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bunkbed mattress puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bunkbed Jokes and Puns

A guy takes a girl back to his parents house to have sex...

The only problem is, he shares a bunk-bed with his younger brother. Reluctantly, they decide to proceed -- but he gives her the code words "lettuce" for faster, and "tomato" for slower.

As the two get into it, the boy hears "lettuce! tomato! lettuce! tomato!" coming from the top bunk. He yells out, "Guys! Stop making sandwiches, the mayo is getting all over me!"

Making a sandwhich

So one day a family are checking into a hotel. There is a lack of rooms so they have to make do with one with a bunkbed. The mum and dad are on the top bunk and their son, the bottom

So late at night, the son wakes up to his parents saying things. They had code words for sex and the mum said tomato for faster and lettuce for slower. Eventually the boy shouts up to his parents

"mum dad, stop making sandwichs, you're getting mayonnaise all over me"^(I'm Sorry)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bunkbed night jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bunkbed rooms piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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