Bunk Jokes
48 bunk jokes and hilarious bunk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bunk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Everyone loves a good laugh. Bunk bed jokes are no exception! From groggily sleeping on a mix-match of mattresses to taking a tumble off the top tier, explore this hilarious collection of bunk bed jokes sure to have you in stitches!
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Funniest Bunk Short Jokes
Short bunk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bunk humour may include short junk jokes also.
- The whole "Pavlov's Dog Experiment" is such a load of bunk I'm sick of people bringing it up... ...at this point just *hearing* the name "Pavlov" makes me mad.
- I heard they're inventing a new kind of bed... ...but most of the theories I've heard are bunk.
- I just bought bunk beds. The other night I brought a date home. She said, "I'll get on top." I said, "Great, I'll get the ladder." She said, "You sure think a lot of yourself, don't you?"
- While going to sleep, my roommate always says that there is a hideous monster under his bed. We have a bunk bed.
- My great uncle Chuck started the elf on a shelf tradition. Well, actually, he was a drunk on a bunk, but we toned it down for the kids.
- I'm thinking of opening a new type of hotel. You will rent the bottom half of a bunk bed, and on the top will be a couple of your favorite celebrities.
Ill call it "sleeping under the stars" - What did the customer say his reason for returning his mattress was? "You gave me a bunk bed"
- When I was in prison my bunk mates called me "mitochondria" because I'm the power house of the cell
- I got onto my submarine at the military base, and realized that the lay-out was different. Even worse, some guys stuff was in my bunk! Whoops, wrong sub
- Just when Oscar Pistotius thought it couldn't get any worse. He gets allocated the top bunk.
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Bunk One Liners
Which bunk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bunk? I can suggest the ones about dorm and buggy.
- Astrology is bunk. I'm Sagittarius, but everyone says I'm a Cancer
- Cellmate: what are you in here for? Me: (snuggling) my bunk is cold
- What do you call a large group of bedbugs? Bunk bed bugs
- Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday. - I have trouble getting out of bed every morning I sleep in the top bunk
- How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds? You debunk it.
- I was seeing this h**... about twice a week. But last week she saw me and closes her blinds now.
- My new roomate likes me I woke up with him cuddling on my bunk
- What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed? An Oreo
- Where did the jews go when they bunked work? The bunker
- What do you call two aborigines on a bunk bed? An oreo
- I have a monster under my bed. I sleep on the top of a bunk bed.
- You hear about those 50 i**... Mexicans that died? Bunk bed collapsed.
Bunk Bed Jokes
Here is a list of funny bunk bed jokes and even better bunk bed puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My daughter told me there was a s**... ugly monster under her bed I was so proud of her so I yelled "got heem!" and told my son to switch bunks with her
- What's the problem with dating a tall girl? You can't have s**... on your brothers' bunk bed.
Witty Bunk Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about bunk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lying bed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bunk pranks.
A child asks his grandmother, "Grandma, whats it called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?"
The grandmother replies, "Why, that's called s**... i**...". The boy considers this, then runs outside to join his friends. A short time later the boy runs back inside and says, "Grandma, you were wrong, its called bunk beds, and Billy's Mom wants to talk to you.
A man is spending his first night in prison...
He's laying in his bunk when the lights go out. After a few minutes, he hears someone shout, "13!" followed by a chorus of laughter.
Another few minutes go by and he hears, "27!" followed by more laughter.
"What's going on?" he asks his cell mate.
"Well, we've heard the same jokes so many times, we just gave them all numbers so we don't have to waste time repeating them."
A little more time passes and then someone erupts, "34!" to a few guffaws.
The man decides to try and join in by yelling, "19!"
He is greeted by silence. He asks his bunkmate, "Why didn't they laugh?"
His bunkmate replies, "You didn't tell it right."
Married
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, I've got a better idea... let's pretend we're married.
Why not? giggles the woman.
Good, he replies. Get your own blanket.
Get to the bunker, a nuclear bomb is dropping
"You can't force me in a bunker, I am an American, I have rights"
Sandwich making
Two brothers shared a bedroom, bunk beds. The older brother had the top bunk. He wanted to bring his girlfriend over to spend the night. He tells his girlfriend if she wants it faster say lettuce, harder say tomato.
The younger brother wakes up hearing, "lettuce, tomato, lettuce, lettuce, tomato." He yells up to his older brother and says, "I know you guys are making sandwiches up there but can you stop dropping the mayo!"
Little Mikey
A five-year-old Mikey asks his Grandpa, Grandpa, what do you call it when there are two people on top of each other in bed?
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The Grandpa feels very uncomfortable but decides not to confuse the child and bravely says, That's i**..., my boy.
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OK, nods Mikey and off he goes.
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He comes back after five minutes and says, Grandpa, that's not right. I've just spoken to mom and she said that it's not called i**... but a bunk bed!
Train ride
A man and a woman share sleeping compartment on a train ride.
The woman flirts with the man, and after a while, says she's cold and asks if he could please give her a blanket, as he's in the lower bunk.
The man smiles at her and asks: Hey, how about if we play we are a married couple on a train ride . Sure! , she eagerly replies.
Man: So get the blanket yourself!
What is it when people sleep on top of each other?
Little Katy asked grandma 'what is it when people sleep on top of each other'
Grandma thinking Katy was old enough explained to her the birds and the bees.
Katy ran off but came back quickly saying:
"Grandma, mommy wants to see you right now and she is really mad! She said it is called bunk beds"
:)
mayo problem
A boy says to a girl, "So, s**... at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
A Belated Teachers' Day
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Making a sandwhich
So one day a family are checking into a hotel. There is a lack of rooms so they have to make do with one with a bunkbed. The mum and dad are on the top bunk and their son, the bottom
So late at night, the son wakes up to his parents saying things. They had code words for s**... and the mum said tomato for faster and lettuce for slower. Eventually the boy shouts up to his parents
"mum dad, stop making sandwichs, you're getting mayonnaise all over me"^(I'm Sorry)
Thirteen Solvakians have been reported killed and another seven seriously injured in the UK this morning...
After a bunk bed collapsed.
Police believe it was the work of the t**... organisation Al Ikea
A girl says to her boyfriend, "hey, s**... at my place?"
her boyfriend agrees but the girl explains that she sleeps on a top bunk with her 5 year old brother on the bottom bunk, so they have to use code words and pretend that they are making sandwiches. she says, "tomato equals harder, and lettuce means faster."
LATER THAT NIGHT: "OH TOMATO LETTUCE TOMATO TOMATO OOH!!!"
then they heard the girls little brother wake up and say, "hey guys, please stop making sandwiches, you guys are getting so much mayo on my bed!"
Mike and his Grandpa
Mike was 5 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked,"Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?"
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. "Well, Mike, it's called s**... i**...."
'Oh,' Little Mike said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandpa, it isn't called s**... i**.... It's called Bunk Beds....And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."
Lettuce Tomato
A teenage couple was at the boys house and wanted to have relations. The only problem was, they were sleeping on the top of a bunk bed with the boys little brother asleep on the bottom bunk. They came up with a plan, they would say "tomato" for harder and "lettuce" for softer while having s**....
So as they are doing the deed and the girl is saying "Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce! Tomato!" Then the younger brother says, "Hey, can you two stop making sandwiches? I just got mayonnaise on my face."
