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Funniest Bunk Bed Short Jokes

Short bunk bed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bunk bed humour may include short bunk jokes also.

  1. I heard they're inventing a new kind of bed... ...but most of the theories I've heard are bunk.
  2. I just bought bunk beds. The other night I brought a date home. She said, "I'll get on top." I said, "Great, I'll get the ladder." She said, "You sure think a lot of yourself, don't you?"
  3. While going to sleep, my roommate always says that there is a hideous monster under his bed. We have a bunk bed.
  4. I'm thinking of opening a new type of hotel. You will rent the bottom half of a bunk bed, and on the top will be a couple of your favorite celebrities.
    Ill call it "sleeping under the stars"
  5. What did the customer say his reason for returning his mattress was? "You gave me a bunk bed"
  6. My daughter told me there was a s**... ugly monster under her bed I was so proud of her so I yelled "got heem!" and told my son to switch bunks with her
  7. What's the problem with dating a tall girl? You can't have s**... on your brothers' bunk bed.

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Bunk Bed One Liners

Which bunk bed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bunk bed? I can suggest the ones about beds and mattress.

  1. What do you call a large group of bedbugs? Bunk bed bugs
  2. I have trouble getting out of bed every morning I sleep in the top bunk
  3. How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds? You debunk it.
  4. I was seeing this h**... about twice a week. But last week she saw me and closes her blinds now.
  5. What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed? An Oreo
  6. What do you call two aborigines on a bunk bed? An oreo
  7. I have a monster under my bed. I sleep on the top of a bunk bed.
  8. You hear about those 50 i**... Mexicans that died? Bunk bed collapsed.

Bunk Bed Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bunk bed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean couch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bunk bed pranks.

A child asks his grandmother, "Grandma, whats it called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?"

The grandmother replies, "Why, that's called s**... i**...". The boy considers this, then runs outside to join his friends. A short time later the boy runs back inside and says, "Grandma, you were wrong, its called bunk beds, and Billy's Mom wants to talk to you.

Grandmas don't know everything.........

Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called s**... i**... , darling.
Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandma, it isn't called s**... i**... . It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy 's mum wants to talk to you.'

Sandwich making

Two brothers shared a bedroom, bunk beds. The older brother had the top bunk. He wanted to bring his girlfriend over to spend the night. He tells his girlfriend if she wants it faster say lettuce, harder say tomato.
The younger brother wakes up hearing, "lettuce, tomato, lettuce, lettuce, tomato." He yells up to his older brother and says, "I know you guys are making sandwiches up there but can you stop dropping the mayo!"

Little Mikey

A five-year-old Mikey asks his Grandpa, Grandpa, what do you call it when there are two people on top of each other in bed?
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The Grandpa feels very uncomfortable but decides not to confuse the child and bravely says, That's i**..., my boy.
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OK, nods Mikey and off he goes.
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He comes back after five minutes and says, Grandpa, that's not right. I've just spoken to mom and she said that it's not called i**... but a bunk bed!

What is it when people sleep on top of each other?

Little Katy asked grandma 'what is it when people sleep on top of each other'
Grandma thinking Katy was old enough explained to her the birds and the bees.
Katy ran off but came back quickly saying:
"Grandma, mommy wants to see you right now and she is really mad! She said it is called bunk beds"
:)

A guy takes a girl back to his parents house to have s**......

The only problem is, he shares a bunk-bed with his younger brother. Reluctantly, they decide to proceed -- but he gives her the code words "lettuce" for faster, and "tomato" for slower.
As the two get into it, the boy hears "lettuce! tomato! lettuce! tomato!" coming from the top bunk. He yells out, "Guys! Stop making sandwiches, the mayo is getting all over me!"

One night a man and woman went to his house to have s**... when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos"
So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos"
Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said
"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!

mayo problem

A boy says to a girl, "So, s**... at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

A boy says to a girl, "So, s**... at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

Thirteen Solvakians have been reported killed and another seven seriously injured in the UK this morning...

After a bunk bed collapsed.
Police believe it was the work of the t**... organisation Al Ikea

A girl says to her boyfriend, "hey, s**... at my place?"

her boyfriend agrees but the girl explains that she sleeps on a top bunk with her 5 year old brother on the bottom bunk, so they have to use code words and pretend that they are making sandwiches. she says, "tomato equals harder, and lettuce means faster."
LATER THAT NIGHT: "OH TOMATO LETTUCE TOMATO TOMATO OOH!!!"
then they heard the girls little brother wake up and say, "hey guys, please stop making sandwiches, you guys are getting so much mayo on my bed!"

Mike and his Grandpa

Mike was 5 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked,"Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?"
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. "Well, Mike, it's called s**... i**...."
'Oh,' Little Mike said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandpa, it isn't called s**... i**.... It's called Bunk Beds....And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."

Lettuce Tomato

A teenage couple was at the boys house and wanted to have relations. The only problem was, they were sleeping on the top of a bunk bed with the boys little brother asleep on the bottom bunk. They came up with a plan, they would say "tomato" for harder and "lettuce" for softer while having s**....
So as they are doing the deed and the girl is saying "Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce! Tomato!" Then the younger brother says, "Hey, can you two stop making sandwiches? I just got mayonnaise on my face."

Wisdom of Granny

Little Johnny Was 9 Years Old And Was Staying With His Grandmother For A Few Days..
He'd Been Playing Outside With The Other Kids,
When He Came Into The House And Asked Her
Grandma, What's That Called When Two People Sleep In The Same Bedroom And One Is On Top Of The Other?
She Was A Little Taken Aback, But She Decided To Tell Him The Truth.
Well, Dear, It's Called s**... i**....
Oh Little John Said: Ok And Went Back Outside To Play With The Other Kids.
A Few Minutes Later He Came Back In And Said Angrily,
Grandma, It Isn't Called s**... i**.... It's Called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's Mom Wants To Talk To You

A boy takes his girlfriend to his room to have s**..., while his little brother is sleeping on the bottom bunk

They climb up to the top bunk.
The boy turns to the girl and says "Okay, in case my brother wakes up, we'll use codewords say 'tomato' if you want me to go faster and 'lettuce' to change position."
She agrees, and they start having s**.... At first, the girl whispers "lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato".
Five minutes in, she is getting louder, almost screaming "lettuce, tomato!!"
Suddenly, the little brother wakes up, and shouts "Can you guys stop making sandwiches up there?! You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed!"

The Lonely Rig Worker

An oil rig mechanic returns to his cabin after his shift and discovers his cabinmate sitting on the edge of his bunk, his feet in a basin, hastily scraping a razor over his soaped-up legs.
"Um, hey, what are you up to?" asks the mechanic.
"I was talking to old Joe in the canteen today," says his cabinmate, "and I mentioned I was feeling homesick. He told me that when he feels homesick, he shaves one of his legs before bed, and with a little imagination it feels like he's at home laying with his wife again. I thought it was a fantastic idea and ran straight back here."
"I've heard of guys doing that," says the mechanic, "but why are you shaving both legs?"
"Well, I'll be going home in a few days," he replies, "so tonight I'm having a t**...!"

Camping!

John and his girlfriend were going to go camping for the week. On his way out of the the door, John's little brother yelled, "wait for me!" John told his brother to go back inside, but his girlfriend insisted on taking him. John turned to his brother and said, "OK, but we get top bunk when we get to the cabin." His little brother agreed and they left for the campground.
When night came John, his girlfriend and his little brother went to bed. While in bed John turned to his girlfriend and said, "I'm in the mood, do u want to do it?" his girlfriend replied "your little brother is right under us, he will hear us!" John than tells her "I have an idea, when you want me to go faster, say lettuce. And when you want me to go slower, say tomato." She agreed and started doing the dirty deed. All night night John's little brother kept hearing "lettuce, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, tomato, lettuce, lettuce!" After an hour John;s brother jumps up and screams "GUYS STOP MAKING SANDWICHES, YOU'RE GETTING MAYONNAISE ALL OVER ME!"

So a girl is stuck babysitting her little brother...

When she finally gets him to bed on the bottom bunk of his bunk-bed, she decides to invite her boyfriend over so that they can have a little fun together. To avoid her parents walking in on her, she takes her boyfriend and they get up on the top bunk of her little brothers bed, being careful to not wake him up. She says to her boyfriend
"I don't want my brother to hear us saying anything that may be inappropriate so when I want you to go faster I'll say 'lettuce' and when I want you to go slower I'll say 'tomato'"
So they're going at it-
"LETTUCE! TOMATO" LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE! TOMATO LETTUCE"
When her little brother wakes up and says,
"HEY! Can you guys STOP! You're getting mayonnaise all over me!"