The Best 8 Bungie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bungie jokes. There are some bungie skydive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bungie videogames puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bungie Jokes and Puns

I refuse to go bungie jumping

I came into this world because or a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.

How is having sex with a hooker and Bungie Jumping similar?

They both cost around 100 dollars and if the rubber breaks you're screwed

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My mom asked me "If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?"

I don't think she understands how bungie jumping works.

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.


When you get overwhelmingly nervous about playing that one Bungie hit for the first time...

"You are... my density."

Bungie is now working on food products based on their own classic games

Known as Halo tea bags.

Lets assume that bungie patches the 2 swords strategy on crota

And they put the sword barers on a 1 at a time timer should they add time to crota's enrage timer and the ogre timers?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bungie pixar jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bungie bungee piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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