The Best 35 Bungee Jumping Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bungee Jumping jokes. There are some bungee jumping jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bungee jumping puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bungee Jumping Jokes and Puns

Me: *licking lips in anticipation* I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before.

Instructor: don't lick my lips again.

I'm never going bungee jumping.

I came into this world due to broken rubber, I'll be damned if I leave because of it.

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Go bungee jumping for free!

No strings attached.

My first time bungee jumping.

*Licks lips nervously*

Me: This is my first time bungee jumping.

Instructor: Can you please stop licking my lips.

how is bungee jumping like having sex?

a life depends on whether or not the rubber breaks


I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled group...

Perhaps calling it 'spastic on elastic' wasn't one of my greatest ideas...

I once tried a bungee jumping cord to the roof of the school.

I got suspended

Sex is like bungee jumping

I've never done either.

I will never go Bungee jumping.

A broken rubber brought me into this world, a broken rubber isnt taking me out

My Mom told me I shouldn't try bungee jumping...

I came into this world because of broken rubber, shouldn't test my luck and go out the same way.

I would never bungee jump...

I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one.

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Why is bungee jumping, and a prostitute similar?

You pay money for some quick fun and if he rubber breaks, you're dead!

What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

Both of them cost $100 and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed!

As much of a thrill-seeker as I am, I would never bungee jump...

I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out because of one...

What does having sex with a hooker and bungee jumping have in common?

If the rubber brakes, you're screwed.

Why do tampons have strings attached?

So you can floss after you eat.

Alt ending: So the crabs can bungee jump.

Whats the resemblance between a prostitute and bungee jumping?

You enjoy them both untill the rubber snaps.

I'm never going bungee jumping.

A piece of broken rubber brought me into this world and it ain't gonna take me out.

I'm never going bungee jumping.

Broken rubber brought me into the world. It's not going to take me out.


One of my proudest memories as a father was the day I got to cut the cord...

Needless to say my son won't be bungee jumping again.

How are Bungee jumping and visiting a prostitute a like?

If the rubber breaks, you're dead.

A man is asked by his colleagues why he never goes on their annual bungee-jumping trips.

He says, "A broken rubber brought me into this world. I'm not letting one take me out of it."

Why are condoms and bungee-jumping similar?

You're screwed if the rubber breaks.

Why do tampons have strings?

Because crabs like to bungee jump too.

Told this to my friend's dad.His answer:So you can floss when you're done eating.

Why is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

Because if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

How are sex and bungee jumping related?

When the rubber breaks, you're screwed!

First time bungee jumping...

ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before.

INSTRUCTOR: Don't lick my lips again.

How is having sex with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

Because if the rubber breaks your screwed

What's similar between casual sex and bungee jumping?

Somebody dies if the rubber breaks.

How is Bungee jumping similar to hanging hanging out with a prostitute?

If the rubber breaks, your dead

I've had a bungee jumping incident

But I'm sure I'll bounce back

My wife had to die because she lied about her weight one time too much.

Bungee jumping...

Me: *licks lips in anticipation*

I'm nervous, I've never bungee jumped before.

Instructor: Please stop licking my lips.

Why do tampons have strings?

So crabs can go bungee jumping

I tried bungee jumping the other day.

It had its ups and downs.

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