Bungee Jumping Jokes
56 bungee jumping jokes and hilarious bungee jumping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bungee jumping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bungee Jumping Short Jokes
Short bungee jumping jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bungee jumping humour may include short skydiving jokes also.
- After reading about the dangers of bungee jumping, I decided not to go. I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I ain't going out cause of one.
- My Mom told me I shouldn't try bungee jumping... I came into this world because of broken rubber, shouldn't test my luck and go out the same way.
- I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one.
- "dad can I go bungee jumping?" "No son, your life started because of a broken rubber, it should not end by one too"
- One of my proudest memories as a father was the day I got to cut the cord... Needless to say my son won't be bungee jumping again.
- A man is asked by his colleagues why he never goes on their annual bungee-jumping trips. He says, "A broken rubber brought me into this world. I'm not letting one take me out of it."
- bungee jumping A kid walks up to his mom and asks, Mom, can I go bungee jumping?
The mom says No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way! - I'm no longer with a girl because she lied about her weight. She died in a bungee jumping accident.
- I wasn't afraid of heights until my significant other told me about her bungee jumping accident I got the fright of my wife.
- Do you know why New Zealand has banned blind people from bungee jumping? It kept scaring the life out of the seeing eye dogs.
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Bungee Jumping One Liners
Which bungee jumping one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bungee jumping? I can suggest the ones about bungee and parachute jump.
- Go bungee jumping for free! No strings attached.
- I once tried a bungee jumping cord to the roof of the school. I got suspended
- I've had a bungee jumping incident But I'm sure I'll bounce back
- My wife had to die because she lied about her weight one time too much. Bungee jumping...
- I tried bungee jumping the other day. It had its ups and downs.
- What do you call a bungee jumping cow. Cow-a-bungee.
- Why don't blind people go bungee-jumping? Because it's just too hard on the guide dog.
- Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee. - Did you hear the amusement park was offering free bungee jumping? No strings attached!
- Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
- If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
- how is bungee jumping like having s**...? a life depends on whether or not the rubber breaks
- s**... is like bungee jumping I've never done either.
- Why don't blind people go bungee jumping? Their dogs dislike it.
Rib-Tickling Bungee Jumping Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about bungee jumping you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cliff jumping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bungee jumping pranks.
Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border.
They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business.
By noon the first day, they both noticed that while everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets.
Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see how much fun it was, and then they would buy tickets and try it.
John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up.
Jack saw that his shirt was torn and his hair was mussed.
John came down again and sprang back up.
This time he had several bruises and his clothes were ripped to shreds.
The third time down and back up, and he had several open wounds, a broken arm, and was bruised over most of his body.
Jack quickly raised John to the platform and asked him what in the world was going on.
John replied, "I’m not sure. Do you know what 'pinata' means?"
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day.
The first guy says to the second.
"You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."
The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.
As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble.
Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.
The first guy jumps.
He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, the second guy isn’t able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.
This time, he is bruised and bleeding.
Again, the second guy misses him.
The first guy falls again and bounces back up.
This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'pinata'?"
So this entrepreneur is setting up a bungee jumping tower in Mexico.
And of course all the construction and publicity has garnered a crowd. Well the entrepreneur, seeing an opportunity to wow the crowd, volunteers to be the first person to jump. So he is strapped in and over the edge he goes, and the crowd goes wild. But when his crew goes to retrieve him after his jump, he is all beaten and bloodied. They ask if he hit the ground or something. He says "Well... we should probably shorten the rope a little more... also, what does 'piñata' mean?
Bungee Jumping
Two guys in America are bungee jumping on a bridge, they meet at the top and say, "hey this is fun, I bet you they never heard about this in Mexico."
A few months go by and the two have set up a bungee jumping business, ready to start testing it out. There is a big crowd at the bottom of the bridge, all are curious.
One of them puts on the bungee gear and the other stays at the top to catch him.
The guys testing jumps and comes back up with a few bruises, the guy at the top fails to catch him, the tester goes back down.
One more time the tester comes back up, it appears he has a few broken bones, the guy at the top fails to catch him again, the tester goes back down.
Finally the tester comes back up, more bruises, more broken bones, the guy at the top finally catches him and asks what happened?
The tester can barely speak because he is in pain, but quietly says, "What is Piñata?!?"
I always avoid talking about bungee jumps when meeting new people...
I just find it creates a lot of tension.
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I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled group...
Perhaps calling it s**... on elastic' wasn't one of my greatest ideas...
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"Mom I wanna go bungee jumping."
"NO!"
"But all my friends are going"
"Oh! So if your friends jump off a cliff, will you too?"
"Er...yes"
I'm never going bungee jumping..
I don't want to both live and die because of a broken rubber.
What happened when the Prague Bungee Jumping team couldn't afford proper equipment?
Their Czechs bounced.
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I want to go budget bungee jumping
Im gonna leave this world how I came into It
With a bit of broken rubber
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Why is bungee jumping, and a p**... similar?
You pay money for some quick fun and if he rubber breaks, you're dead!
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Me: *licks lips with anticipation*
" I'm so excited! i've never bungee jumped before!!"
Instructor: "Don't lick my lips again!"
A guy reads a sign that says "Free bungee jumping!"
So he goes to the man running the promotion and asks "What's the catch?". "No catch!" says the man. So the guy straps up, jumps and dies.
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My friends are trying to convince me to jump with a bungee
But I'm not sure it has its ups and downs
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Why do people bungee jump?
All the fun of s**...
You can do it as many times as you want
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Trump cuts a deal after impeachment
He gives up his fortune, is not allowed to work or invest in any industry that he was previously in, and only has a very minimal amount of money to get himself started.
Everybody thought he would end up under a bridge or jumping off a bridge in no time, but love him or hate him, he is one stubborn, determined s**....
He opens up a small business, something he never even imagined all these years ago, but thinks he can still apply his core values to, bungee jumping.
The day comes he is ready to open, so he brings his sign out the front. Bungee jumping: Adults $400, Children $300. Black's and Mexicans: free, no strings attached.
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Me: *l**... lips in anticipation* I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before.
Instructor: don't lick my lips again.
"Oh no, the rubber ripped!"
\- Alissa (21 y.o.) panics and runs into bathroom
\- Alfred (24) needs new tires
\-Lara (27) now has no pony-tail
\- Ben (28) holds his mask to his face
\-David (29) watches his friend during bungee-jump