Bungee Jump Jokes

87 bungee jump jokes and hilarious bungee jump puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bungee jump that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Bungee Jump Short Jokes

Short bungee jump jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bungee jump humour may include short bungee jokes also.

  1. After reading about the dangers of bungee jumping, I decided not to go. I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I ain't going out cause of one.
  2. I will never go Bungee jumping. A broken rubber brought me into this world, a broken rubber isnt taking me out
  3. My Mom told me I shouldn't try bungee jumping... I came into this world because of broken rubber, shouldn't test my luck and go out the same way.
  4. I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one.
  5. As much of a thrill-seeker as I am, I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out because of one...
  6. "dad can I go bungee jumping?" "No son, your life started because of a broken rubber, it should not end by one too"
  7. I'm never going bungee jumping. A piece of broken rubber brought me into this world and it ain't gonna take me out.
  8. I'm never going bungee jumping. Broken rubber brought me into the world. It's not going to take me out.
  9. One of my proudest memories as a father was the day I got to cut the cord... Needless to say my son won't be bungee jumping again.
  10. A man is asked by his colleagues why he never goes on their annual bungee-jumping trips. He says, "A broken rubber brought me into this world. I'm not letting one take me out of it."

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Bungee Jump One Liners

Which bungee jump one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bungee jump? I can suggest the ones about parachute jump and skydiving.

  1. Go bungee jumping for free! No strings attached.
  2. I once tried a bungee jumping cord to the roof of the school. I got suspended
  3. I've had a bungee jumping incident But I'm sure I'll bounce back
  4. My wife had to die because she lied about her weight one time too much. Bungee jumping...
  5. I tried bungee jumping the other day. It had its ups and downs.
  6. What do you call a bungee jumping cow. Cow-a-bungee.
  7. Why could the skeleton not go bungee jumping? He didn't have the guts.
  8. Why don't blind people go bungee jumping? Their dogs dislike it.
  9. Why don't blind people go bungee-jumping? Because it's just too hard on the guide dog.
  10. Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
    He's the Easter Bungee.
  11. Did you hear the amusement park was offering free bungee jumping? No strings attached!
  12. Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
  13. If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
  14. Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge, too.
  15. Yo momma's so fat basically invented bungee jumping when you were born.

Bungee Jump Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bungee jump you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cliff jumping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bungee jump pranks.

Yo mama so fat that when she wears a yellow dress while bungee jumping people think the sun is falling.

Yo momma's so ugly, instead of around the ankles, they put the bungee jumping cord around her neck.

How are s**... and bungee jumping related?
When the rubber breaks, you're s**...!

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day.
The first guy says to the second.
"You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."
The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.
As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble.
Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.
The first guy jumps.
He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, the second guy isn’t able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.
This time, he is bruised and bleeding.
Again, the second guy misses him.
The first guy falls again and bounces back up.
This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'pinata'?"

Why do tampons have strings?

Because c**... like to bungee jump too.
Told this to my friend's dad.His answer:So you can floss when you're done eating.

What does bungee jumping and h**... have in common?

Both of them cost $100 and if the rubber breaks, you're s**...!

How are Bungee jumping and visiting a p**... a like?

If the rubber breaks, you're dead.

Why do tampons have strings?

So c**... can go bungee jumping

What does having s**... with a h**... and bungee jumping have in common?

If the rubber brakes, you're s**....

So this entrepreneur is setting up a bungee jumping tower in Mexico.

And of course all the construction and publicity has garnered a crowd. Well the entrepreneur, seeing an opportunity to wow the crowd, volunteers to be the first person to jump. So he is strapped in and over the edge he goes, and the crowd goes wild. But when his crew goes to retrieve him after his jump, he is all beaten and bloodied. They ask if he hit the ground or something. He says "Well... we should probably shorten the rope a little more... also, what does 'piñata' mean?

Free Bungee Jumping Offer for next 48 hours!

No strings attached!

Bungee Jumping

Two guys in America are bungee jumping on a bridge, they meet at the top and say, "hey this is fun, I bet you they never heard about this in Mexico."
A few months go by and the two have set up a bungee jumping business, ready to start testing it out. There is a big crowd at the bottom of the bridge, all are curious.
One of them puts on the bungee gear and the other stays at the top to catch him.
The guys testing jumps and comes back up with a few bruises, the guy at the top fails to catch him, the tester goes back down.
One more time the tester comes back up, it appears he has a few broken bones, the guy at the top fails to catch him again, the tester goes back down.
Finally the tester comes back up, more bruises, more broken bones, the guy at the top finally catches him and asks what happened?
The tester can barely speak because he is in pain, but quietly says, "What is Piñata?!?"

I'm no longer with a girl because she lied about her weight.

She died in a bungee jumping accident.

Why I will never bungee jump...

I came into this world from a broken rubber and I'm certainly not going out that way.

Why is having fun with a p**... like bungee jumping?

Because if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

I always avoid talking about bungee jumps when meeting new people...

I just find it creates a lot of tension.

Whats the resemblance between a p**... and bungee jumping?

You enjoy them both untill the rubber snaps.

how is bungee jumping like having s**...?

a life depends on whether or not the rubber breaks

Why do tampons have strings attached?

So you can floss after you eat.
Alt ending: So the c**... can bungee jump.

bungee jumping

A kid walks up to his mom and asks, Mom, can I go bungee jumping?
The mom says No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!

I'm never going bungee jumping.

I came into this world due to broken rubber, I'll be d**... if I leave because of it.

Why are condoms and bungee-jumping similar?

You're s**... if the rubber breaks.

I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled group...

Perhaps calling it s**... on elastic' wasn't one of my greatest ideas...

How is Bungee jumping similar to hanging hanging out with a p**...?

If the rubber breaks, your dead

"Mom I wanna go bungee jumping."


"But all my friends are going"

"Oh! So if your friends jump off a cliff, will you too?"


I'm never going bungee jumping..

I don't want to both live and die because of a broken rubber.

s**... is like bungee jumping

I've never done either.

Do you know why New Zealand has banned blind people from bungee jumping?

It kept scaring the life out of the seeing eye dogs.

What happened when the Prague Bungee Jumping team couldn't afford proper equipment?

Their Czechs bounced.

Me: *licks lips in anticipation*

I'm nervous, I've never bungee jumped before.
Instructor: Please stop l**... my lips.

I want to go budget bungee jumping

Im gonna leave this world how I came into It
With a bit of broken rubber

Why is bungee jumping, and a p**... similar?

You pay money for some quick fun and if he rubber breaks, you're dead!

Me: *licks lips with anticipation*

" I'm so excited! i've never bungee jumped before!!"
Instructor: "Don't lick my lips again!"

My first time bungee jumping.

*Licks lips nervously*
Me: This is my first time bungee jumping.
Instructor: Can you please stop l**... my lips.

A guy reads a sign that says "Free bungee jumping!"

So he goes to the man running the promotion and asks "What's the catch?". "No catch!" says the man. So the guy straps up, jumps and dies.

My friends are trying to convince me to jump with a bungee

But I'm not sure it has its ups and downs

What do a bungee jump and a h**... have in common?

They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much s**....

Why do people bungee jump?

All the fun of s**...
You can do it as many times as you want

First time bungee jumping...

ME: [l**... lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before.
INSTRUCTOR: Don't lick my lips again.

What does a cheap h**... and bungee jumping have in common?

If the rubber breaks, you're done for.

Trump cuts a deal after impeachment

He gives up his fortune, is not allowed to work or invest in any industry that he was previously in, and only has a very minimal amount of money to get himself started.
Everybody thought he would end up under a bridge or jumping off a bridge in no time, but love him or hate him, he is one stubborn, determined s**....
He opens up a small business, something he never even imagined all these years ago, but thinks he can still apply his core values to, bungee jumping.
The day comes he is ready to open, so he brings his sign out the front. Bungee jumping: Adults $400, Children $300. Black's and Mexicans: free, no strings attached.

I wasn't afraid of heights until my significant other told me about her bungee jumping accident

I got the fright of my wife.

Me: *l**... lips in anticipation* I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before.

Instructor: don't lick my lips again.

Why do tampons have strings?

Because c**... like to bungee jump

What's similar between casual s**... and bungee jumping?

Somebody dies if the rubber breaks.

How is having s**... with a p**... like bungee jumping?

Because if the rubber breaks your s**...

"Oh no, the rubber ripped!"

\- Alissa (21 y.o.) panics and runs into bathroom
\- Alfred (24) needs new tires
\-Lara (27) now has no pony-tail
\- Ben (28) holds his mask to his face
\-David (29) watches his friend during bungee-jump