The Best 60 Bungee Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bungee jokes. There are some bungee trampoline jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bungee geronimo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bungee Jokes and Puns

Why do tampons have strings?

Because crabs like to bungee jump too.

Told this to my friend's dad.His answer:So you can floss when you're done eating.

What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

Both of them cost $100 and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed!

How are Bungee jumping and visiting a prostitute a like?

If the rubber breaks, you're dead.

Bungee joke, How are Bungee jumping and visiting a prostitute a like?

Why do tampons have strings?

So crabs can go bungee jumping

What does having sex with a hooker and bungee jumping have in common?

If the rubber brakes, you're screwed.


Did you hear the amusement park was offering free bungee jumping?

No strings attached!

I'm no longer with a girl because she lied about her weight.

She died in a bungee jumping accident.

Bungee joke, I'm no longer with a girl because she lied about her weight.

Why I will never bungee jump...

I came into this world from a broken rubber and I'm certainly not going out that way.

I would never bungee jump...

I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one.

Why is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

Because if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

I always avoid talking about bungee jumps when meeting new people...

I just find it creates a lot of tension.

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Whats the resemblance between a prostitute and bungee jumping?

You enjoy them both untill the rubber snaps.

how is bungee jumping like having sex?

a life depends on whether or not the rubber breaks

Why do tampons have strings attached?

So you can floss after you eat.

Alt ending: So the crabs can bungee jump.

I've had a bungee jumping incident

But I'm sure I'll bounce back

bungee jumping

A kid walks up to his mom and asks, Mom, can I go bungee jumping?

The mom says No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!

Bungee joke, bungee jumping

I'm never going bungee jumping.

I came into this world due to broken rubber, I'll be damned if I leave because of it.

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What's common between a bungee jumper and a hooker?

If the rubber snaps, you're screwed

I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled group...

Perhaps calling it 'spastic on elastic' wasn't one of my greatest ideas...


How is Bungee jumping similar to hanging hanging out with a prostitute?

If the rubber breaks, your dead

"Mom I wanna go bungee jumping."

"NO!"

"But all my friends are going"

"Oh! So if your friends jump off a cliff, will you too?"

"Er...yes"

I'm never going bungee jumping..

I don't want to both live and die because of a broken rubber.

Sex is like bungee jumping

I've never done either.

What do you call a bungee jumping cow.

Cow-a-bungee.

Go bungee jumping for free!

No strings attached.

Do you know why New Zealand has banned blind people from bungee jumping?

It kept scaring the life out of the seeing eye dogs.

What happened when the Prague Bungee Jumping team couldn't afford proper equipment?

Their Czechs bounced.

Me: *licks lips in anticipation*

I'm nervous, I've never bungee jumped before.

Instructor: Please stop licking my lips.

I want to go budget bungee jumping

Im gonna leave this world how I came into It

With a bit of broken rubber

Why is bungee jumping, and a prostitute similar?

You pay money for some quick fun and if he rubber breaks, you're dead!

Was feeling pretty down in the dumps earlier and tried hanging myself with bungee cords

Kept almost dying

Did you hear about the bungee jumper who got kicked out of school?

He was suspended.

I tried a vertical bungee at a carnival the other day...

I wasn't very good at it.

It just felt like something was holding me back.

Me: *licks lips with anticipation*

" I'm so excited! i've never bungee jumped before!!"

Instructor: "Don't lick my lips again!"

My first time bungee jumping.

*Licks lips nervously*

Me: This is my first time bungee jumping.

Instructor: Can you please stop licking my lips.

My Mom told me I shouldn't try bungee jumping...

I came into this world because of broken rubber, shouldn't test my luck and go out the same way.

One of my proudest memories as a father was the day I got to cut the cord...

Needless to say my son won't be bungee jumping again.

As much of a thrill-seeker as I am, I would never bungee jump...

I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out because of one...

A guy reads a sign that says "Free bungee jumping!"

So he goes to the man running the promotion and asks "What's the catch?". "No catch!" says the man. So the guy straps up, jumps and dies.

Why could the skeleton not go bungee jumping?

He didn't have the guts.

Why don't blind people go bungee jumping?

Their dogs dislike it.

My friends are trying to convince me to jump with a bungee

But I'm not sure it has its ups and downs

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?

They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty muchΒ screwed.

Why do people bungee jump?

All the fun of suicide

You can do it as many times as you want

My wife had to die because she lied about her weight one time too much.

Bungee jumping...

First time bungee jumping...

ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before.

INSTRUCTOR: Don't lick my lips again.

What does a cheap hooker and bungee jumping have in common?

If the rubber breaks, you're done for.

Why did the bungee jumper hit the ground?

He didn't pay a tension.

I wasn't afraid of heights until my significant other told me about her bungee jumping accident

I got the fright of my wife.

I tried bungee jumping the other day.

It had its ups and downs.

Me: *licking lips in anticipation* I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before.

Instructor: don't lick my lips again.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

my ass.

Why do tampons have strings?

Because crabs like to bungee jump

I'm never going bungee jumping.

A piece of broken rubber brought me into this world and it ain't gonna take me out.

I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord.

I kept almost dying. -Steven Wright

I will never go Bungee jumping.

A broken rubber brought me into this world, a broken rubber isnt taking me out

What's similar between casual sex and bungee jumping?

Somebody dies if the rubber breaks.

How is having sex with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

Because if the rubber breaks your screwed

I'm never going bungee jumping.

Broken rubber brought me into the world. It's not going to take me out.

I once tried a bungee jumping cord to the roof of the school.

I got suspended

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