Bungee Jokes

Funniest Bungee Short Jokes

Short bungee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bungee humour may include short bouncy jokes also.

1. After reading about the dangers of bungee jumping, I decided not to go. I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I ain't going out cause of one.
2. I will never go Bungee jumping. A broken rubber brought me into this world, a broken rubber isnt taking me out
3. My Mom told me I shouldn't try bungee jumping... I came into this world because of broken rubber, shouldn't test my luck and go out the same way.
4. I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one.
5. As much of a thrill-seeker as I am, I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out because of one...
6. "dad can I go bungee jumping?" "No son, your life started because of a broken rubber, it should not end by one too"
7. I'm never going bungee jumping. A piece of broken rubber brought me into this world and it ain't gonna take me out.
8. I'm never going bungee jumping. Broken rubber brought me into the world. It's not going to take me out.
9. One of my proudest memories as a father was the day I got to cut the cord... Needless to say my son won't be bungee jumping again.
10. A man is asked by his colleagues why he never goes on their annual bungee-jumping trips. He says, "A broken rubber brought me into this world. I'm not letting one take me out of it."

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Bungee One Liners

Which bungee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bungee? I can suggest the ones about parachute and trampoline.

1. Go bungee jumping for free! No strings attached.
2. I once tried a bungee jumping cord to the roof of the school. I got suspended
3. I've had a bungee jumping incident But I'm sure I'll bounce back
4. My wife had to die because she lied about her weight one time too much. Bungee jumping...
5. I tried bungee jumping the other day. It had its ups and downs.
6. I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying. -Steven Wright
7. What's every bungee-jumper's favorite pasta? Farfalle
8. What do you call a bungee jumping cow. Cow-a-bungee.
9. Did you hear about the bungee jumper who got kicked out of school? He was suspended.
10. Why could the skeleton not go bungee jumping? He didn't have the guts.
11. Why don't blind people go bungee jumping? Their dogs dislike it.
12. Why don't blind people go bungee-jumping? Because it's just too hard on the guide dog.
13. Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
    He's the Easter Bungee.
14. Why did the bungee jumper hit the ground? He didn't pay a tension.
15. Did you hear the amusement park was offering free bungee jumping? No strings attached!

Bungee Jump Jokes

Here is a list of funny bungee jump jokes and even better bungee jump puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• bungee jumping A kid walks up to his mom and asks, Mom, can I go bungee jumping?
  The mom says No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!
• I'm no longer with a girl because she lied about her weight. She died in a bungee jumping accident.
• I wasn't afraid of heights until my significant other told me about her bungee jumping accident I got the fright of my wife.
• "Mom I wanna go bungee jumping." "NO!"
  
  "But all my friends are going"
  
  "Oh! So if your friends jump off a cliff, will you too?"
  
  "Er...yes"
• Do you know why New Zealand has banned blind people from bungee jumping? It kept scaring the life out of the seeing eye dogs.
• What happened when the Prague Bungee Jumping team couldn't afford proper equipment? Their Czechs bounced.
• Why I will never bungee jump... I came into this world from a broken rubber and I'm certainly not going out that way.
• I always avoid talking about bungee jumps when meeting new people... I just find it creates a lot of tension.
• A guy reads a sign that says "Free bungee jumping!" So he goes to the man running the promotion and asks "What's the catch?". "No catch!" says the man. So the guy straps up, jumps and dies.
• Me: *licks lips with anticipation* " I'm so excited! i've never bungee jumped before!!"
  Instructor: "Don't lick my lips again!"

Bungee Jumping Jokes

Here is a list of funny bungee jumping jokes and even better bungee jumping puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm never going bungee jumping.. I don't want to both live and die because of a broken rubber.
• My friends are trying to convince me to jump with a bungee But I'm not sure it has its ups and downs
• I want to go budget bungee jumping Im gonna leave this world how I came into It
  With a bit of broken rubber
• Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
• If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
• Yo momma's so ugly, instead of around the ankles, they put the bungee jumping cord around her neck.
• Yo mama so fat that when she wears a yellow dress while bungee jumping people think the sun is falling.
• Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge, too.
• Yo momma's so fat ...you basically invented bungee jumping when you were born.
• Free Bungee Jumping Offer for next 48 hours! No strings attached!

Bungee Cord Jokes

Here is a list of funny bungee cord jokes and even better bungee cord puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Was feeling pretty down in the dumps earlier and tried hanging myself with bungee cords Kept almost dying
• What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? my a**....

Cheerful Fun Bungee Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about bungee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bouncy castle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bungee pranks.