Bungee Jokes

56 bungee jokes and hilarious bungee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bungee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with these hilarious bungee jumping jokes! From jokes about the rope to jokes about jumping off rooftops, this collection of bungee jumping jokes has something for everyone. So if you're looking for a few chuckles, check out this collection of bungee jumping jokes.

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Funniest Bungee Short Jokes

Short bungee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bungee humour may include short bouncy jokes also.

After reading about the dangers of bungee jumping, I decided not to go. I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I ain't going out cause of one.
My Mom told me I shouldn't try bungee jumping... I came into this world because of broken rubber, shouldn't test my luck and go out the same way.
I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one.
"dad can I go bungee jumping?" "No son, your life started because of a broken rubber, it should not end by one too"
One of my proudest memories as a father was the day I got to cut the cord... Needless to say my son won't be bungee jumping again.
A man is asked by his colleagues why he never goes on their annual bungee-jumping trips. He says, "A broken rubber brought me into this world. I'm not letting one take me out of it."
bungee jumping A kid walks up to his mom and asks, Mom, can I go bungee jumping?
The mom says No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!
I'm no longer with a girl because she lied about her weight. She died in a bungee jumping accident.
I wasn't afraid of heights until my significant other told me about her bungee jumping accident I got the fright of my wife.
Do you know why New Zealand has banned blind people from bungee jumping? It kept scaring the life out of the seeing eye dogs.

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Bungee One Liners

Which bungee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bungee? I can suggest the ones about parachute and trampoline.

Go bungee jumping for free! No strings attached.
I once tried a bungee jumping cord to the roof of the school. I got suspended
I've had a bungee jumping incident But I'm sure I'll bounce back
My wife had to die because she lied about her weight one time too much. Bungee jumping...
I tried bungee jumping the other day. It had its ups and downs.
What's every bungee-jumper's favorite pasta? Farfalle
What do you call a bungee jumping cow. Cow-a-bungee.
Why don't blind people go bungee-jumping? Because it's just too hard on the guide dog.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.
Why did the bungee jumper hit the ground? He didn't pay a tension.
Did you hear the amusement park was offering free bungee jumping? No strings attached!
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
It's fate that Bungee releases the sequel to their sci-fi shooter MMO. It's Destiny, 2.
how is bungee jumping like having s**...? a life depends on whether or not the rubber breaks

Bungee Jumping Jokes

Here is a list of funny bungee jumping jokes and even better bungee jumping puns that will make you laugh with friends.

What happened when the Prague Bungee Jumping team couldn't afford proper equipment? Their Czechs bounced.
I always avoid talking about bungee jumps when meeting new people... I just find it creates a lot of tension.
A guy reads a sign that says "Free bungee jumping!" So he goes to the man running the promotion and asks "What's the catch?". "No catch!" says the man. So the guy straps up, jumps and dies.
I'm never going bungee jumping.. I don't want to both live and die because of a broken rubber.

Bungee joke, I'm never going bungee jumping..

Cheerful Fun Bungee Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about bungee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bouncy castle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bungee pranks.

So this entrepreneur is setting up a bungee jumping tower in Mexico.

And of course all the construction and publicity has garnered a crowd. Well the entrepreneur, seeing an opportunity to wow the crowd, volunteers to be the first person to jump. So he is strapped in and over the edge he goes, and the crowd goes wild. But when his crew goes to retrieve him after his jump, he is all beaten and bloodied. They ask if he hit the ground or something. He says "Well... we should probably shorten the rope a little more... also, what does 'piñata' mean?

Bungee Jumping

Two guys in America are bungee jumping on a bridge, they meet at the top and say, "hey this is fun, I bet you they never heard about this in Mexico."
A few months go by and the two have set up a bungee jumping business, ready to start testing it out. There is a big crowd at the bottom of the bridge, all are curious.
One of them puts on the bungee gear and the other stays at the top to catch him.
The guys testing jumps and comes back up with a few bruises, the guy at the top fails to catch him, the tester goes back down.
One more time the tester comes back up, it appears he has a few broken bones, the guy at the top fails to catch him again, the tester goes back down.
Finally the tester comes back up, more bruises, more broken bones, the guy at the top finally catches him and asks what happened?
The tester can barely speak because he is in pain, but quietly says, "What is Piñata?!?"