The Best 5 Bungee Cord Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bungee Cord jokes. There are some bungee cord jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bungee cord puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bungee Cord Jokes and Puns

I once tried a bungee jumping cord to the roof of the school.

I got suspended

One of my proudest memories as a father was the day I got to cut the cord...

Needless to say my son won't be bungee jumping again.

Was feeling pretty down in the dumps earlier and tried hanging myself with bungee cords

Kept almost dying

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

my ass.

Yo momma's so ugly, instead of around the ankles, they put the bungee jumping cord around her neck.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bungee cord jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bungee cord piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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