Bung Jokes
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Short bung jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bung humour may include short burg jokes also.
- Little Jack Warner Little Jack Warner
Sat in the corner
A finger in every pie.
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a b**...
And said "Lets all go to Dubai!"
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I'm never going bungee jumping.
I came into this world due to broken rubber, I'll be d**... if I leave because of it.
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Go bungee jumping for free!
No strings attached.
how is bungee jumping like having s**...?
a life depends on whether or not the rubber breaks
I once tried a bungee jumping cord to the roof of the school.
I got suspended
I will never go Bungee jumping.
A broken rubber brought me into this world, a broken rubber isnt taking me out
I would never bungee jump...
I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one.
Why is bungee jumping, and a p**... similar?
You pay money for some quick fun and if he rubber breaks, you're dead!
What does bungee jumping and h**... have in common?
Both of them cost $100 and if the rubber breaks, you're s**...!
I'm never going bungee jumping.
A piece of broken rubber brought me into this world and it ain't gonna take me out.
I'm never going bungee jumping.
Broken rubber brought me into the world. It's not going to take me out.
Only 50,000 BC kids will get this
Ugga: Ung b**... uhh mang b**... tankun ung
b**...: Nanga uhh ung tangung uhh...unganun
Ugga: Inga b**... langa ung ugg Ugga?
b**...: Ung b**... uhh tangung angu OOK OOOOOK
How are Bungee jumping and visiting a p**... a like?
If the rubber breaks, you're dead.
b**... b**...
Two adventurers were captured by a tribe in the jungle.
The chief asked the first one: "Decide your fate: Death or b**... b**..."
He answered: "I choose b**... b**..." and was r**... by the whole tribe.
So the chief asked the second adventurer: "Death or b**... b**...".
He answered: "I choose death"
The chief: "Well, so it shall be. Death by b**... b**...!"
How is Bungee jumping similar to hanging hanging out with a p**...?
If the rubber breaks, your dead
I've had a bungee jumping incident
But I'm sure I'll bounce back
I tried bungee jumping the other day.
It had its ups and downs.
bungee jumping
A kid walks up to his mom and asks, Mom, can I go bungee jumping?
The mom says No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!
What do a bungee jump and a h**... have in common?
They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much s**....
Bungalows are almost perfect.
They only have one floor...
Why didn't Bungie stick with halo?
Because it wasn't their Destiny.
Bungalows are so close to perfection
They only have one flaw
Why I will never bungee jump...
I came into this world from a broken rubber and I'm certainly not going out that way.
I'm never going bungee jumping..
I don't want to both live and die because of a broken rubber.
Why did the bungee jumper hit the ground?
He didn't pay a tension.
