Bundle Jokes
10 bundle jokes and hilarious bundle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bundle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical & Quirky Bundle Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What is a good bundle joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I found a bundle of dollar bill in the street. As a devout Christian, I asked myself, What would Jesus do?
So I turned it into wine.
**Suggestion for you**
At a formal event, roll your tie up into a little bundle right below the knot. Then ask someone, "Which of the 2 flaps do you think will unravel first?" After they guess, let it unravel and go "It's a tie!".
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What do you call a bundle of bread sticks?
a faguette
Want to double your money instantly without anysort of investment plans?
Cool, me too. I just placed the cash bundle in front of the mirror.
Hey! I saved a bundle on car insurance, by switching....
my car on reverse and leaving the scene of the accident!
A shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island, completely alone.
Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out towards him.
When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him: The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.
Banana
A shopkeeper puts up a sign advertising a deal on bananas: one banana for $3 or three bananas for $10.
A man takes a look at the sign and notices that the bundle is a bad deal, so he decides to order one banana, then another banana, then one more, saving $1. Feeling smug, he asks the shopkeeper why she would have the three pack cost more. "Aren't you losing money?" He asked.
The shopkeeper responds, "you just paid $9 for three bananas, didn't you?"
What is the only thing stopping a "bundle of joy."?
a period
The Old Man and the Burdensome Load
An old man was tasked with carrying a bundle of sticks from his home to the next town over, and it was a terrible task. The bundle was very heavy, and the journey was many miles through harsh terrain. After many days, he could bear it no longer. His feet were blistered, his t**... was dry, and he was too tired to go on. In his misery, he called for Death.
Death appeared to him, clad in a black robe and carrying his scythe. The old man fell to his knees. "Thank you so much for coming to me in my time of need!" He cried with joy. "You can help me carry these sticks!"
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