Bundle Jokes

Following is our collection of bunch puns and unload one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Bundle jokes for adults, dirty kit jokes and clean wheelbarrow dad gags for kids.

The Best Bundle Puns

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At a formal event, roll your tie up into a little bundle right below the knot. Then ask someone, "Which of the 2 flaps do you think will unravel first?" After they guess, let it unravel and go "It's a tie!".

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What do you call a bundle of bread sticks?

a faguette

A shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island, completely alone.

Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out towards him.

When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him: The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.


Someone at my work stole my microsoft office bundle. I'm going to hunt him down and take it back.

You have my word!

I just got my first big acting break in a play about neurosurgery...

I'm a bundle of nerves...

What did John Belushi do when someone tried to hand him a bundle of Chiquita bananas?

Stuck his arm out and said, "No thanks. I'm a Dole man."

People are like a bundle of straw

Thanos snapped them in half

A guy once lied about being a broom on the internet...

I guess OP was a bundle of sticks.

I punched a bundle of wood at work today.

It was giving me knotty looks.


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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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