Bundle Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

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At a formal event, roll your tie up into a little bundle right below the knot. Then ask someone, "Which of the 2 flaps do you think will unravel first?" After they guess, let it unravel and go "It's a tie!".

Three guys are in a hospital waiting room

Each of them has a wife in labor and is anxiously awaiting the arrival of their bundle of joy. The nurse comes out and says to the first man, "Congratulations...your wife has given birth to twins!" The man says, "Wow, that is such a blessing. Twins! Imagine that! You know what's funny, though? I work for the Minnesota Twins, so that's kind of a coincidence!"

Five minutes later the nurse returns and says to the second guy, "Congratulations! Your wife was carrying triplets, and they are all healthy...two boys and a girl!" The man is thrilled. "Triplets! Imagine that! Wow, two boys and a girl! You know what's funny, though; I work for 3M, so that's kind of a coincidence!"

The third man then suddenly reaches for his coat and starts to head for the exit. Confused, the nurse says, "Wait a minute! Your wife is in labor...don't you want to stay and be with her??" The guy replies, "No way. Forget it. I'm outta here. I'm a truck driver for 7up!"

The verdict on Net Neutrality

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Baby Skunk.

Dave and his wife, Anne, were driving home one very cold night in Wisconsin, when Anne yells at him to stop the car. Anne jumps out and picks up a little bundle that was laying in the road. She brings it back to the car and it turns out it was a baby skunk. It was barely alive, but very cold.

Anne says, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

Dave says, "Okay, get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to keep it warm?

"Put it between your legs. It ought to be nice and warm there."

Anne says, "But what about the smell?"

"Just hold his little nose."

What do you call a bundle of bread sticks?

a faguette

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What did the clitoris say to her therapist?

"I'm a bundle of nerves right now!"

What do you call a bundle of holy wheat?

A Christian Bale

I just got my first big acting break in a play about neurosurgery...

I'm a bundle of nerves...

Someone at my work stole my microsoft office bundle. I'm going to hunt him down and take it back.

You have my word!

What did John Belushi do when someone tried to hand him a bundle of Chiquita bananas?

Stuck his arm out and said, "No thanks. I'm a Dole man."

Definition of "faggot"

Gay guy: Well, 'fagot' used to really just mean a bundle of sticks. When they burned witches, they would also burn gay people. So, people now call gays, "faggots."

Friend: ....So you're saying gays are an alternative fuel source?


A man is driving home from a night at the bowling alley...

Whilst traveling across poorly lit country road the man runs down a black man and in a moment of panic he decides the best thing to do is bundle him into the trunk of his car with his bowling balls.

As he drives around trying to think of what to do with the body in his trunk, he is pulled over by a cop for having a broken headlight.

While the cop is questioning the man he hears a thumping in the trunk of the car, ordering the man to pop the trunk the cop moves to the trunk gun flashlight drawn.

Horror meets the cops eyes as he grabs his radio and calls in . . .

"*Officer in need of backup! I've got three niggers here; one has already hatched.*"

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