Following is our collection of funny Bumpy jokes. There are some bumpy scratchy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bumpy slippery puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Suddenly the nun in front steers the bike down a very bumpy road - not their normal rout.
Curious, the nun on the back asks, "Have you come this way before, sister?"
Nun in front replies, "Yes... I think it's the *cobblestones!"*
In fact, it's been a pretty bumpy ride
One turns to the other and say "I never came this way before".
A young couple is getting ready to have sex for the first time. The boyfriend asked his girlfriend, "Have you ever ridden a horse?"
She said, "Yes, I have."
Satisfied, he responded with, "So this will be just like riding a horse."
Suddenly, the woman's face looked horrified.
Concerned, the man asked his girlfriend what was wrong.
Tearfully, she responded with, "So it will be bumpy and uncomfortable?"
When a woman drove past. A little while later she thought: " Well, that certainly was Rocky. "
He always used to let me sit on his lap during the bumpy parts.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bumpy lumps jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working bumpy fords piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.